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I wouldn’t worry about Lieberman; I’m sure Harry Reid’s dynamic leadership will prevail in the end.
Momentum is easily described by Newtonian physics, but Joementum is a complex phenomenon better described by quantum physics.
The fact that matter can collapse on itself into a singularity forming a black hole seems like a huge design flaw. I’m just saying that if OSHA were around when the universe first formed, they never would have approved God’s “matter” idea. Not that energy is particularly safe, but it never permanently destroys information.
I know I’m not supposed to stare at the sun, but it creeps me out when the sun stares at me.
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October 28th, 2009 at 9:28 am
OSHA was around. It’s just that they were standing a little too close to some matter that “accidentally” collapsed on itself.
Are you sure it’s the sun staring at you? Could be the money you’d save with Geico.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:15 am
The Sun and Fred! and Science! stare at you. And then they laugh.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
MoeLarryCurlymentum is best described by Shempion Physics
October 28th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I’m glad Newt Gingrich has Newtonian Physics to fall back on, because as a political leader he’s toast
October 28th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
It goes without saying that the Man-in-the-Moon not only stares, but gives the evil eye to Frank.
If Frank J. had his way: http://www.jahsonic.com/Melies.jpg
October 28th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
So what’s up with dark matter? That sounds racist to me and should be covered by a hate crime or something!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
the sun is affraid of the Fred.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
The reason matter collapses upon itself in wee wee’ing stark fear after a glare from Fred Thompson.
Has anyone seen Lieberman and Emporer Palpatine in the same room?
ussjimmycarter is right.That dark matter stuff sounds mighty racist. Has anyone told Al Sharpton about this racist Science! ?
October 28th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
“I wouldn’t worry about Lieberman; I’m sure Harry Reid’s dynamic leadership will prevail in the end.”
I’m guessing in the not-too-distant future Harry Reid’s job description will change. He might want to spend less time denigrating our country and the troops and more time practicing the phrase “Welcome to Wal-Mart” – being able to say that phrase is a requirement for the one job he’s qualified to hold.