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You’d think a unicorn typing C code with its horn would create great code, but it doesn’t even indent consistently.
What would have been a great line during the debate for Hoffman to say to Scozzafava: “You’re still here?”
To balance things out, I’m going to make candle-scented cinnamon.
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October 30th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Geez, no wonder Obama’s performing so miserably, you have all his darn unicorns coding!!!
Send them back, Obama’s teleprompter is in way over its head and needs the unicorns to prop The One up.
October 30th, 2009 at 9:30 am
He’d prefer them to prop him up from behind, IYKWIMAITTYD.
October 30th, 2009 at 9:49 am
I kept hitting “caps lock” when I went to tab it over, so I stopped. I was gonna go back and do it later, but I got a bad case of the “skittles”.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:07 am
To add to the ‘balance’ theme, can we recommend that the good folks at Monsanto genetically engineer some beer flavored lemons?
October 30th, 2009 at 10:22 am
You’d think a unicorn typing C code with its horn would create great code, but it doesn’t even indent consistently.
Yeah. Most unicorns were pretty good at Fortran forty years ago or so, but C gives them problems, and they won’t even try Python.
October 30th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Hoffman should have said “You risk the wrath of Fred Thompson! Repent now!” or “Change your ways or Frank will never allow you posting privleges on IMAO”.
October 30th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
BTW, Windows 7 with Aero (64-bit) wasn’t written by unicorns. It may even make it as a halfway decent OS. Got it running here on an AMD Phenom II quad-core. Holy socks.
VISTA will go the way of ME.
October 30th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Yes, we thought that unicorns were going to be the answer for all our programming needs, but they all washed out after about a month. We tried Rhinos with similar results. We considered Narwhals but the logistics of keeping them immersed in salt water while working a keyboard proved to much for our engineering staff.
We have concluded that for whatever reason, single horned mamals have not kept up with the learning curve to be competetive in todays job market. In some cases they cannot overcome some of the physical hurdles in order to work in this highly competetive field.
I’ve heard that most of the programming is now being done by Yaks in India.
October 30th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
The problem with unicorns is that they are always acting unilaterally.