Two From the News
* Obama spoke to doctors from all 50 states in the Rose Garden of the White House. Which was a complete waste of taxpayer dollars, since the doctor from Hawaii forgot to bring Obama’s birth certificate along with him.
* The NAACP is registering voters at prisons in Maine, raising the obvious question… there are black people in Maine?
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October 6th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
So where are the representatives from the other 10 states?
October 6th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I laughed out loud twice.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Yes, they’re both in prison.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
They weren’t really doctors because they have never stolen tonsils for profit.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
* Obama spoke to doctors from all 50 states in the Rose Garden of the White House.”
Oh, how positively democratic of him. Yeah, ya know, doctor’s attitudes might vary from state-to-state. We need to make sure the doctor’s state (the state’s doctor) is heard from. Um, yeah.
I wonder who the schlock was from my state that would be willing to go there – unless to object (in which case he/she would’d be a schlock).
October 6th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Did they buy them all new White lab coats? Were they even Doctors? Could they have been out of work bit part actors? It all stinks of smoke and mirrors. Would you play poker with this man if he was dealing? Wake Up America!
October 6th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Who paid for the good doctors’ travel? Us, I suppose. They must have put the travel expenses on Michelle’s tab.
I wish the White House had issued them some of those reflector-y headband things to accessorize their “spiffy” brand new sparkling-white lab coats. Then, and only then, could we be absolutely certain they are REAL doctors!
October 6th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
* Obama spoke to doctors from all 50 states…..wait I thought he said we had 57 states. So is he shunning doctors from the states he made up now?
October 6th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Holy crap! That was actually funny!
October 6th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
“Obama spoke to doctors from all 50 states in the Rose Garden of the White House.”
Since people finally realized that Kanye West is a talentless douche, causing him to cancel his upcoming tour, couldn’t we just hire Kanye to walk up onstage every time Barry’s going to make one of his ridiculous speeches and take the microphone away from him?
October 6th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
After they had their robes on it looked a little like a KKK ralley without the hoods. Maybe a fantasy as ruler of the world including the KKK????
October 7th, 2009 at 10:40 am
What about the 4 out of 5 Dentists who recommend chewing Trident gum? Won’t Barry think of the Dentists?
October 7th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
#12 – Nunya,
the dentists have been laying low, praying that no one thinks to include them in this mess.