Comments on: Reminder

By: Amazed

Amazed — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:17:43 +0000

Obama just won the Noble Peace Prize! You were correct.

By: Apostic

Apostic — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:06:00 +0000

Live feed: http://www.slooh.com/special_feed.php (It’s all very edumacational.)

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:00:17 +0000

“Tomorrow morning the attack on the moon begins.”
Is this the long awaited retaliation for the attack of the Mooninites?

We had no choice but to bomb the Moon,
as it has no Marxist Dictator’s ass
for our Dear Leader to kiss.

In space, no one can hear you surrender…

By: U.S. to Attack the Moon Tomorrow! at Traction Control

U.S. to Attack the Moon Tomorrow! at Traction Control — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:27:17 +0000

[...] after years-long pleas from IMAO, the U.S. is finally mounting its initial attack on the [...]

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:26:41 +0000

The article said we once shot a rocket at the moon and missed. Where is it now and should we be worried about it? What goes around comes around.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 03:43:19 +0000

When the moon inevitably destroys us with tides and whatnot, don’t blame the moon. Blame yourselves.

Reap what you sow.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 03:24:47 +0000

Corona, the Moon can’t do that. It just goes around and stares at us like we’re idiots.

Which apparently, we are.

By: Corona

Corona — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:51:23 +0000

Frank, I want pics.

And another thing, wouldn’t it be cool if the moon attacked the Earth with a tentacle? Because it wouldn’t be Bushs’ fault.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:39:21 +0000

No blood for water!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:08:30 +0000

Out: “It’s all Bush’s fault”
In: It’s all the moon’s fault”

NTM!

By: Crusty

Crusty — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:42:59 +0000

The moon started it. They bombed Pearl Bailey.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:10:30 +0000

And Barack Obama is now saying that we should have been befriending the Moon all along and including it in the the government but not so much as it could regain control of the Earth – Moon system. But the planned Moon hit continues on schedule. Oh, the ~~humanity~~ lunatics!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:54:39 +0000

Jimmy Carter has, no doubt, already apologized for the attack, claiming we could have found water through more peaceful means, despite there being no inhabitants to apologize to.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:54:28 +0000

Not to mention the shear Lunacy, oh MarkoPolo, that visits the planet every 27 days causing our women to shed their… womanliness… and our men to revert to hungry wolves… of… reckless abandon. The horror of it all, I say; the moon is a scourge upon the Earth.

Maybe we could rip-off the moon’s head and stick it up its a… Nah, that’s an old idea from some anchient sage in Minnesotaland.

Ok, Frank’s right. Nuke it.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:25:29 +0000

Jimmy is right. We are sending our forces into a battle we cannot win. We must use our nukes.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:23:13 +0000

My friends, I have read the linked article several times and not once did I find the words, “nuked”, “nuclear”, “atomic”, etc.

I am deeply saddened to see such triumphal celebration in the IMAO comment section as though a great and glorious victory has been won. I fear we are compromising with the enemy – the Democratic Party who will stop at nothing to protect the dark and evil…thing that, with NO AUTHORIZATION, has long plagued us with its ghastly shadow.

As long as the moon is allowed to torment us and control our tides and whatnot without repercussions, there will be no peace, my friends!

By: Silhouette

Silhouette — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:48:44 +0000

We need better ways to search for water on the moon. Wash the lunar rover – that always makes it rain. At least it does when I wash my car.

Or strand Michael Moore on the moon with only dry packaged mac and cheese.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:36:45 +0000

I, for one, welcome our new moon overlords.

Our attack is puny and the moon will crush it.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:30:51 +0000

Why is our President getting the US involved in a war of choice when we weren’t attacked first? I think he’s trying to distract us from the economy, and health care, and Iraq, and Afghanistan, and TARP, and (holy crap this guy’s botched a lot of stuff in 9 months). NO WAR FOR SCIENCE! OBAMA CRIED, THE MOON DIED!

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:19:15 +0000

Psssstt……. they’re going to make it maaaaaaad…… say hello to earthquake central ….

By: Socrates H. O'Troll

Socrates H. O'Troll — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:16:46 +0000

Frank, I believe I speak for everyone here when I applaud you for your strategic vision. You are clearly making a difference, not just on Earth but in the wider Solar system as well.

But I bet you don’t even get a mention from the MSM.