Strategies to Improve Democrat Popularity
The Democrats could be in trouble come 2010. It’s still a ways off and things could change, but the DNC think they better take some measures to improve the popularity of Democrats. Here are their ideas so far:
DEMOCRATS’ IDEAS TO IMPROVE THEIR POPULARITY
* Have a Harry Reid dunking booth.
* To separate themselves from Obama’s growing unpopularity, they’ll start using racist attacks against him.
* Try to housebreak Alan Grayson.
* Maybe use their large majorities in the House and Senate to pass a law or something.
* No, wait, that will probably just make people madder.
* Have a Harry Reid kick-him-in-the-crotch booth.
* Tell blacks that with a black Democrat in the White House, they’re pretty sure it’s actually illegal for them to vote Republican.
* From now on, Pelosi will wear a hood like Cobra Commander.
* Move from actively rooting for America’s enemies to a more neutral position.
* Try to not feel personally slighted when an American wants to keep some of his own money.
* Have a Harry Reid knock-him-down-and-beat-him-with-a-bat booth.
* Remind Hispanics that Republicans are racist and to not forget the edging.
* When they say a war is lost and must be abandoned, they’ll try not to look so gleeful.
* Try to man up their members by having them watch one hour of FOX News without shrieking like little girls.
* Tell people that Republicans are as bad as the terrorists, except that they’ll actually try and do something about the Republicans.
* Publicly execute Harry Reid.
(26 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)
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October 13th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
* Leave
* Exit
* Withdraw
* Depart
* Walk off a pier
* Egress
* Go away
* Retire
* Go jump off a cliff
* Retreat
* Take a hike
October 13th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Those were funny, Frank.
Oh, and Marko, you forgot one:
* Go jump in the lake.
October 13th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
play in traffic
October 13th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
* Tell people Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are now a WWE tag team. A masked tag team.
* Tell people Obama likes America as much as he likes unicorns.
* Kill more terrorists.
* Mount rockets on dinosaurs and…oh never mind. This is Democrats we are talking about.
October 13th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I volunteer to be the executioner for reid. I wont even wear a hood so he can see the smile on my face.
October 13th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Retroactively abort themselves
Become human projectiles toward terrorists
Stop coddling terrorists
Stop being stupid
stop being mentally ill
Put harry reid in a blender
Quit giving face lifts to hillary and nancy so they wont look so frightening
October 13th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Slightly off topic, but olympia snow job is the only republican to vote for passage of the bachus raise your taxes destroy your health care bill. I encourage everyone to write snow job and tell her exactly waht a turd bucket douche bag she is.
October 13th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Pelosi dunking booth – 70s vintage Milk
A chicken in every pot – that they haven’t f**ked yet
Free gerbils for the Gere wing of the Party
New hair plugs and a gag for Jumping Joe
Send Kerry on a 12 month world fact finding tour
Have Rangel seclude himself in his Caribbean retreat to write his tax scamming tips
October 13th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I only support a dunking booth for reid if the dunking booth is a pot of boiling feces.
as for grayson ive rolled up a newspaper smacked that weasil on the nose with this
http://rumcrook.wordpress.com/2009/10/13/hey-congressman-i-fixed-it-for-ya/
October 13th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Remember that Steven King movie? I think it was Cat’s Eye or something like that. There was a “put a kitteh in a booth with exposed wires on the floor that shock the crap out of your feet” booth scene that cracked me up.
Would love to see Pelosi in there doing a little dance!
October 13th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
>>From now on, Pelosi will wear a hood like Cobra Commander.
All Democrats should dress like members of Cobra. Then Real Americans could “Go Joe” on them!
October 13th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
A nationally televised game of pin the tail on the Pelosi
October 13th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I like that, Obamaaintmymama.
Emulate and one-up their idols, the Taliban and Al Qaida, and try to get Obama’s Peace Prize by strapping nukes to themselves and joining the next moon mission.
October 13th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I would be happy just using them as test subjects for the Mexi-Cannon.
October 13th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
How To Improve Democrat Popularity:
* Apologize to Sarah Palin
* Practice what they preach
* Smack-down the MSM
* Tell Hollywood celebutards to STFU
* Impeach Obama
* Abolish the IRS
* Cut all Federal spending except for border and national security, and taking care of Veterans
* Quit hatin on the T. E. A. baggers
* Mind their own effing business
* Grow up, get a job and a haircut, and take a bath
October 13th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Move from actively rooting for America’s enemies to a more neutral position……..Isn’t that asking a bit too much of the Democrats? Also Marco you forgot two of my favorites, f**k-off and p*ss-off.
October 13th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Democrats need to be waterboarded! We can’t have our men out there torturing the bad guys when the congress doesn’t know what all the torturing is about! Waterboard each member of congress until they resign! Muwhahahahahah!
October 13th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Redistribute their own wealth.
October 13th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
One by one—->
Have NASA launch each and EVERY member of both House and Senate to the Moon …
then we can really see what flies up in the lunar atmosphere
October 13th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Say nothing, do nothing, go home.
It’s the only way.
October 14th, 2009 at 1:10 am
Ted Kennedy Memorial Bridge Jumping Party…last one off’s a rotten egg.
October 14th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Put Pelosi on a large balance scale to see if she weighs the same as a duck.