The REAL Reason Obama’s Olympic Bid Failed – UPDATED 9:30PM

Posted by Harvey on October 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm

Six people arrested Tuesday evening in a small protest of Chicago’s bid for the 2016 Games were charged with mob action Wednesday.

The five men and one woman interrupted crews that were attempting to hang an Olympic laurel from the Picasso statue in Daley Plaza by dragging the Olympic banner and tossing it into the “eternal flame,” authorities said.

Apparently their protest was more effective than I would have expected.

UPDATE 9:30PM – High praise! to commenter George Guy of The Prophet of Neofederalism for proving Obama is NOT like Hitler:

Hitler was able to bring the Olympics to Berlin.

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52 Responses to “The REAL Reason Obama’s Olympic Bid Failed – UPDATED 9:30PM”

  1. KB51 says:

    Changing the subject, but what was it Obama said about the Special Olympics? (Not sure what reminded me of that.)

  2. TimothyJ says:

    They should have burned an American Flag. Then it would have been a legitimate protest.

  3. Burt says:

    I am hurt. My six best friends get together and have fun and I am not invited! Worse, I’m beginning to think it was Brian that stole my stash.

  4. Dohtimes says:

    The wuss factor of the Chicago mob activity has gone way down since Barry left town. Be afraid Chicago, be very afraid.

  5. Jimmy says:

    No doubt the creme de la creme of Chicago’s public school system.

  6. px115 says:

    I couldn’t help but laugh. These kids were just protesting to simply protest.

    “Rage against the… ummm… tobacco? No, that’s been done…. I know, let’s go rage against the Olympics! SWEET! Then we can play Rock Band and get high. WOO HOO!”

  7. Crusty says:

    Hold on, wait, don’t tell me. Are they…hippies?

  8. innominatus says:

    A happy elf, Dana Carvey w/ dreadlocks, the world’s most dedicated D&D fan, a hungover sorority chick, a big-earringed androgynous guy that might be a dwarf, and a mean ugly elf with terrible hair: The unlikely fellowship that spoiled Obama’s quest for the Olympic Rings.

  9. MDr says:

    You got me. I saw the pics. Read the first line, and assumed you were goofin’ on us. Without reading further I was trying to figure out which of these harmless youths were Axelrod, Ayers, Jennings, Jarret, Bertha Lewis, and The One.

    I was pulling my hair after the two obvious ones – top left (Obambi before tanning formula) and bottom middle (Lewis).

    Then I read more and the irony dawned on me. Not the current White House occupants and closest buds, but the newest batch of Communists, anarchists, and generally angry, discontented, rudderless youth; spawned from the same leftist brew as The Won & company.

  10. Rick says:

    fine looking bunch of protesters – just need some facial tattoos

  11. MoogieP says:

    Oooh, KB51 — most excellent dig!!! And, apparently, Karma remains a bitch.

  12. Son of Bob says:

    Well, just look at them. Clearly the vast right wing conspiracy against Obama strikes again.

  13. 5 of 7 says:

    That’s why I never stop when I drive past Chicago.

  14. Stan says:

    Never mind this intelligent and broadminded crew, I want to see the jury of their peers. I would pay to sit through the voir dire process on that one. Wait a minute. Ummm. No I wouldn’t.

    Taking second and third looks at that train wreck of photos makes me believe that the orphanage should have left them in the white trash bags in the dumpster that they were found in.

  15. motopolitico says:

    upon first seeing their photos, I immediately thought, “what a bunch of conservative extremists, clearly clinging to their religions and guns. They are clearly part of the right-wing noise machine, doing the bidding of their evil lord, Darth Limbaugh. ” BTW, would anybody here ever HIRE any of these miscreants wastes of air fine young folks?

  16. motopolitico says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the strikethrough functionality is gone with wordpress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!1

  17. George guy says:

    Hey, at least this puts the Hitler comparisons to rest.

    Hitler was able to bring the Olympics to Berlin.

  18. motopolitico says:

    okay, I figured it out:

    Would anybody here ever HIRE any of these miscreants wastes of air fine young folks?

    for the record, the new [strike] tag is stupid. In case anybody was wondering.

  19. klrtz1 says:

    What a bunch of racists!

  20. MarkoMancuso says:

    Aliens. Racist aliens. What is this world universe coming to?

  21. Jimmy says:

    I’m sure they have their reasons. And I’m sure I don’t want to know them.

    You know, the more I look at those images, Harvey, the more I’m convinced they represent a cross-section of the 52% who elected Obi Wan Obama.

  22. Silhouette says:

    Five men and one woman….it took me 5 minutes to come to a conclusion on which was the woman.

  23. Silhouette says:

    The names are hilarious. Jeremy, Jason, Jeremy, and Jonathan. What, no Jennifer and Justin?

  24. The Animal says:

    This just goes to show how incredibly dangerous hippies can be.

  25. rumcrook® says:

    my whole life I knew people who looked exactly like these losers.

    if you have a party the guy at the top left will fall asleep on your couch in the middle of the party and urinate on himself.

    the girl will debase herself in the john with two guys not of this group.

    the guy at the top right is the boyfriend oblivious that his girlfriend is getting serially abused by some guys no one knows.

    the guy at the bottom right spends the whole party secretively trying to recriut helpers to go destroy humvees at a dealers lot in the name of alf, which he has cunfused with elf the earth liberation front group.

    I could go on about the rest but, you get the picture.

  26. Nolo Contendere says:

    Good lord, I’m not sure that bunch could collectively raise a room temperature IQ.

  27. Stan says:

    I look at the top left moron and can only hear the police photog saying, “Smile. You don’t want to look stupid, do you?”

  28. Stan says:

    Holy Shit! The top right moron is John-boy Walton’s little bro! What’s America coming to? I thought they were conservatives!

  29. Sraviik says:

    hey, whats my brother doing up there!

  30. Smokey Behr says:

    That bunch looks like they’ve not seen a shower or a bar of soap in months. That dude center bottom looks like Dwayne Wayne on acid.

  31. AlanABQ says:

    I firmly believe that #2 & #6 are twins. However, I cannot determine their sex, nor do I recommend that anyone else try to. #1 & #5 look as though they want to be the Bobsey twins. #3 looks like he really needs a cheeseburger & a stay in rehab…I don’t think he knew where he was at any point that day.

  32. George guy says:

    I’ll see your high praise and raise you a cartoon.

  33. Peter says:

    Actually Hitler did not bring the Olympics to Germany, the IOC made the decision before Hitler became Chancelor.

  34. Sgt Relic says:

    Weather Underground: The Next Generation

  35. DamnCat says:

    A nastier bunch of reich-wing, racist, neocons I’ve never seen.

  36. Harvey says:

    #32 – So, Peter, what you’re saying is that we STILL haven’t found a difference between Obama & Hitler? :-)

  37. IH8Socialist says:

    What group of fine looking hippies who need a good hippie punching.

  38. Eros says:

    Come on, Harvey, have some compaaaasion,,,,you just don’t understand why they were protesting that night,,,

    #1…promised the role of Loyd in “Dumb and Dumber 3″, but Hollywood canceled production after discovering the script was a documentary about the hiring process of Obama’s czars.

    #2…still angry over the conspiracy of the CIA murdering Curt Cobain.

    #3…went online for another 16 hour stint of “World of Warcraft”, but discovered the rest of his friends weren’t online because they actually had lives.

    #4…angry because her appearance on the cover of “Crack Whore” magazine got pushed back 3 months.

    #5…angry because he wasn’t able to take over Ru Paul’s slot “America’s Top Model” and SNL though all the humor ran out on the character of “Pat”.

    #6…Simply just tweeked out and had nothing better to do while waiting for the delivery of his “medical marijuana”.

  39. George guy says:

    #32 I know that but sometimes the truth must be bent for the sake of a good joke.

    #35 You have a point.

  40. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    Is it just me, or could the thing on the top left be a relative of Scary Evil Monkey? Hippies are proof of devolution, that some humans evolve into apes.

  41. IH8Socialist says:

    Tommy the Towelhead they all look like relatives of scary evil monkey.

  42. zzyzx says:

    The truth is….and unbeknownst to each other….one of them is an informant for the FBI, one is an undercover agent for the ATF, one is a spy for the RNC, one of them secretly reports to the CIA, one is an undercover member of the Chicago Police Department. On the other hand the guy on the upper left hasn’t got a clue as to what the f**k is going on.

  43. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    anonymous “Do these 6 look like typical Obama supporters” ???! Really? What an ignorant over generalization, not to mention these 6 are PROTESTING something Obama is supporting. Think before you stereotype next time, tool.”>

    I’m 99.9999% sure they’re Obama supporters, it’s just since the memo that they can’t protest the war anymore, they just HAD to protest something.

  44. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    A group affiliated with an anti-Olympics group attempted to damage a 2016 Olympic Banner that was being placed on the Daley Center’s Picasso statue…….

    Who knew there were actually anti-Olympics groups, they must get mighty bored for the years in between.

    Imagine what the murder capital of the world will be like in 2016….O_O

    something tells me that was the real reason…besides racism of course.

  45. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    what a fine young man
    Jeremy Hammond, also known as xec96, was born in 1985 and is a Chicago, Illinois political activist, anarchist, freegan and convicted felon who has been involved in anti-war and anti-globalization causes as well as digital rights and free software movements.
    In addition to helping organize and participating in dozens of anti-war and anti-capitalist actions…

    Yup, he’s an Obama supporter

  46. MarkoMancuso says:

    Top left is a fun-loving Keebler elf who landed on the wrong side of the tracks, top middle is a cheap “Weird” Al Yankovic impersonator, top right is an alien scout who’s about to be fired for being unable to find “intelligent life”, bottom left is about to be hired to replace Maureen Dowd, bottom middle wasn’t sure whether to be the offended lesbian or the offended black guy so he decided to split the difference, and bottom right is a very, very, very cheap “Weird” Al Yankovic impersonator.

  47. 4 of 7 says:

    There but for the grace of God go I.

  48. zzyzx says:

    Me too 4 of 7 me too!

  49. TGregg says:

    LOL – the new campaign motto. Obama – almost like Hitler but without the good parts.

  50. zzyzx says:

    Eh…are you referring to those cool 14 cylinder black Mercedes limo’s with not one but two rear axels, the tailored uniforms, and that spiffy little moustache?

  51. Dohtimes says:

    Obama still plans to carry on with his plans for Air Force enhanced urban renewal and for Dr. Mengele Jr. run health care. With his Maginot Line inspired national security policy firmly in place all that’s left to do is continue the Conservocaust of the opposition.

    To his credit, Frank is still fighting the Hobocaust legislation proposed by a dyslexic Muslim jihadist cleric in Hoboken NJ.

  52. Plentyobailouts says:

    Is it just me, or is the guy on the top left a dead ringer for FrankJ?

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