They’re the Original Odd Couple!

Posted by Harvey on October 21, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!:

The Vatican said it will make it far easier for disgruntled Anglicans to convert to Catholicism, in one of Rome’s most sweeping gestures to a Protestant church since the Reformation.

A newly created set of canon laws, known as an “Apostolic Constitution,” will clear the way for entire congregations of Anglican faithful to join the Catholic Church.

This is just crazy. Unless the Pope is going to reverse his position on quickie divorces for English Kings, I don’t see how this can work.

I mean, come on… what’s next on the “improbable mash-ups” list?:


* IMAO & Daily Kos

* Irresistable Forces & Immovable Objects

* Fred Thompson & John Edwards

* Rush Limbaugh & Nancy Pelosi

* Smooth & Chunky peanut butter – It’s SMUNKY!

* Obama & decisive action

* Anita Dunn & Ayn Rand

* Barney Frank & Ann Coulter

* McDonalds & The Louvre… oh, wait

* Michelle Obama & fashion sense

* Sausage McMuffins & donuts


What’s on YOUR list?

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27 Responses to “They’re the Original Odd Couple!”

  1. Veeshir says:

    I am so gonna get banned for this but…….

    FrnakJ and spellcheck!

  2. DamnCat says:

    revolver & semi-auto
    ACORN & morality
    Barney Frank & elocution

    BTW: this is a freekin’ genius move be The Pope!

  3. cjtony97 says:

    liberals & the constitution
    Doonesbury & Day by Day

  4. storm1911 says:

    Keith Oburman and Neal Boortz. (I’d pay for front row seats for that one.)

    Dan Rather and GlennBeck.

    Joe Bidan and a working human brain.

    Rocky road ice cream and habenero peppers.

    storm1911 and spellcheck.

  5. storm1911 says:

    Jefferey Dahlmer and Barney Frank. Oh, never mind……

  6. Silhouette says:

    It’s just like that Rock the Casbah video.

  7. MarkoMancuso says:

    * Alabama and Tennessee
    * The Yankees and the Red Sox
    * Johnny Cash and the Jonas Brothers
    * Frank J. and Scary Evil Monkey
    * Ed Rendell and vegetarianism
    * Joe Biden and the temperance movement

  8. Nunya says:

    I would so eat a donut inside a sausage McMuffin…

    But back on topic, like Oil & Water:

    Conservatives working for ABC/CBS/NBC/PBS/CNN/PMSNBC/NYTimes/etc

    PETA and McDonald’s/KFC

    Sarah Palin and Ashley Jughead

    Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding

    Obama and FOXNEWS

    Algore and The Amish

    Hollywood and the U.S. Military

    U.S. Congresscritters and the American People They Are Supposed To Represent

    Liberals aka Progressives and Blaming Themselves rather than anyone/anything else

  9. DesertElephant says:

    * Coke and Pepsi
    * Bacon and mulsims
    * Bikinis and Burqahs
    * Airlines and Efficiency
    * Autobots and Decepticons
    * Browncoats and Purplebellies

  10. saveacountryeatalib says:

    Micael Moore and diet anything

    Obama administration and constitutional law

    Lindsey Lohan and talent

    Keith Olberman and rational thoughts

    Chopsticks and Jello

    Barbara Steisand and Ted Nugent

  11. Ernie Loco says:

    Michigan and Ohio State football fans

    democrats and common sense

    Our founding fathers and our current congress

  12. DamnCat says:

    Joe Biden & a clue

  13. Harvey says:

    saveacountryeatalib – I’d pay good money to see Streisand & Nugent, if Ted were opening. That way I could enjoy excellent rock & roll and the despairing misery of Streisand fans who arrived too early.

    Then I just go home after his 5th encore.

    Heaven, man.

  14. Son of Bob says:

    Newt Gingrich and Hillary Clinton…oh wait, that one actually happened.

  15. Raving Lunatic says:

    Hilary Clinton and true stories

  16. Barb says:

    Sarah Palin and Oprah: this, I have GOT to see.

  17. Obamaaintmymama says:

    Rachel Maddow and intelligence

  18. Tim says:

    When conservative Anglicans and Episcopalians find they have more in common with Catholics than they do with their “liberation theology” brethren and those brethren won’t stop pushing liberal causes in their name, it makes perfect sense to move. High Church Anglicans likely won’t notice a difference.

    Conservative Epicopalians in the US already severed ties with the main body and affiliated with the Anglican church in Africa.

    Since church property is owned at the diocesan level, the liberation theologists around the world are going to find themselves without those resources.

    Serves them right!

  19. Deafdog says:

    I want to see Frank and Charles Johnson work on a political blog together.

  20. Guffy Conservative says:

    Joe Biden & Silence

    Al Gore & Science!

    Obama & Deafness

    Mao & IMAO

  21. 4 of 7 says:

    Christmas Eve, 1982, Wellington, New Zealand.
    Attended mid-night mass at a beautiful cathedral just up the hill from the harbor.
    Didn’t find out until later it was an Anglican, not Catholic church.
    I couldn’t tell the difference, although the large, framed portrait of Queen Elizabeth II on the wall should have given me a hint.

    Liberalism & Rational Thought.
    Liberalism & Free Speech.
    Liberalism & Personal Freedom.

  22. seanmahair says:

    So my burning question is, are they going to allow former Catholic priest who’ve become Anglican priests and now have families to continue to be priests and if they do how are they going to convince the rest of the priests to remain celibate?

    Might help with the priest shortage, and might help with a few of the other problems they’ve been having in the not so distant past.

  23. Jimmy says:

    Mr. Spock and a steak dinner
    Hannity and Colmes (Oops. But it didn’t last, did it?!)
    Michael Moore and HWP
    Bill Clinton and celibacy
    Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds (Microsoft and Linux)

  24. Harvey says:

    Jimmy – High Praise! for the obscure Spock reference:

    http://vegetarianstar.com/2009/05/22/spock-star-treks-vulcan-vegan-questions-his-flesh-eating-ways/

  25. Basil says:

    Sausage McMuffins & donuts??

    Disgusting! McGriddles and donuts are great, though. It’s the maple syrup flavoring that makes that work.

  26. Apostic says:

    Mine comes by way of one of my wife’s best friends. We were talking about movies… genres… science fiction came up. She says, “I love that science fiction stuff, like

    Star Trek and Battlefield Earth

    Fortunately for me, my wife is a nurse and knew how to respond to the symptoms of a stroke….

  27. Drewber says:

    Mary Matalin and James Carville.

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