Torture: How Funny Is It?
Friend of IMAO Michael Z. Williamson
Is torture funny, though? Now lots of people don’t like torture, but I don’t see why I should have a problem with it if it’s not done to someone I like, like myself. I don’t really mind if terrorists get tortured, because I don’t like them. Also, I don’t mind if animals get tortured because they are my inferiors and would torture me if given half the chance. No, I guess that’s not true; they would have to be given the full chance to be able to torture me. This is why I don’t like animals; all they want to do is torture me. Sick bastards.
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October 30th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Torture is quite funny when performed by people with funny English accents and nice red uniforms.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Is torture funny? Only if you use the comfy chair.
Meat is murder. Bar-B-Que is murder with a savory sauce.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Mmm, murder sauce!
Y’know, this post probably refers to something in particular, but danged if I know what. The other option is that Frank’s been hitting an entirely different sort of sauce and should probably pace himself a bit before the partified weekend.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Frank, you’re such a Speciesist! I doubt the Atlantic Bottle Nose Dolphin wants to torture you, nor the Three Toed Sloth, nor the Ruby Throated Hummingbird.
Really, Frank, some species sensitivity training is in order for you.
Next thing you know, you’ll be alleging that Scary Evil Monkey has scary, evil motives.
October 30th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
http://www.sharppointythings.com/tshirts.php it’s here.
I like to waterboard my cows before grilling them.
And Frank, don’t be fooled. Crab is a guilt free food. They’ll torture you to death and eat you in a second if you jump into Chesapeake Bay. OTOH, the alternative is being in Maryland.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Sure, libtards call it an Acid Bath, but I like to see it as Marinade. Tangy, spicy torture with a healthy dose of Murder Sauce. Murder Sauce is a south Carolina style Barbecue Sauce with just a hint of Cilantro. I must confess, it tastes Amazing.
October 30th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
On a side note, Mr. Williamson has a gift in the manufacture of Sharp, Pointy things, and Libertarian Sci-Fi Literature.
October 31st, 2009 at 11:15 pm
I was with right up until you wrote this
ut I don’t see why I should have a problem with it if it’s not done to someone I like, like myself
See, I have a problem with people torturing me.
You? I have to admit, I’d crack a smile. Especially since it would be one of your alter-egos doing it, I figure Harvey.
I never trusted that one.