Comments on: A More Conservative Republican Party

By: OutbackJon

OutbackJon — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:48:35 +0000

So who are the 6000+ people that were clueless enough to still vote for Scozzafava?

By: BigRichardSmall

BigRichardSmall — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:40:49 +0000

I am NOT giving my hard earned nickels to liberals! I see us making them dance while we poke them with cains and throwing our empty beer cans at them. Kinda like Chris Elliot in Cabin Boy.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:00:56 +0000

Purges ARE fun! "Drive the new GMC Purge"

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 01:59:49 +0000

“They have no lawyers among them, for they consider them as a sort of people whose profession it is to disguise matters.”
– Sir Thomas More, Utopia (1516) Of Law and Magistrates.

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
– William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth, Part II (1591).

“And you experts in the law, woe to you, because you load people down with burdens they can hardly carry, and you yourselves will not lift one finger to help them.”
– Luke 11:46

There is precedence – I’m just sayin’…

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:27:29 +0000

* Anyone supporting cap-'n-trade legislation will have their asses capped and their heads traded. * Anyone writing or voting for earmarks will have their ears cut off and fed to monkeys. * Anyone voting for climate legislation will have "Gore Bull Warning" seared into their foreheads with a branding iron. * Anyone telling me I need to take care of the less-fortunate shall become one of them and have their assets confiscated and distributed to all the less-fortunate. (Take care of your damn self or get off the planet.) * And the people constantly blaming Bush will have their mouths sewn shut.

By: silaS marreD

silaS marreD — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:05:28 +0000

Have you ever seen those water playgrounds that have fountains of water that shoot up at random intervals happily drenching children? I think we should make one of those along the border, only make them shoot FOUNTAINS OF FIRE! I really like the walls of fire idea but seeing the suprised looks caused by fountains of fire would be classic!

By: dr kill

dr kill — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:54:55 +0000

Frank J says too many sissies. I’ll drink to that.

By: Rickur

Rickur — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:42:11 +0000

Purge,cull,crucify,exterminate,annihilate JEEZ! Just a good ol’ South Texas @ss whoopin’ will do.
I mean it always works for me.

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:06:59 +0000

sorry about that.

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:05:44 +0000

Additional offenses that will lead to purge/cull/extermination/anniliation:

* acting sanctimonious about Global Warming or appearing in a Global Warming TV ad, as if Global Warmin can be proven

* hinting that celebrating Christmas by anyone could ever violate the first Amendment

* anyone who takes the so-called profession of “community organizer” seriously

* anyone who questions the need for tort reform

* anyone who thinks that a Washington beaucracy can allocate anything – especially healthcare – better than the free market

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:05:08 +0000

Additional offenses that will lead to purge/cull/extermination/anniliation:

* acting sanctimonious about Global Warming or appearing in a Global Warming TV ad, as if Global Warmin can be proven

* hinting that celebrating Christmas by anyone could ever violate the first Amendment

* anyone who takes the so-called profession of “community organizer” seriously

* anyone who questions the need for tort reform

* anyone who thinks that a Washington beaucracy can allocate anything – especially healthcare – better than the free market

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:05:04 +0000

Additional offenses that will lead to purge/cull/extermination/anniliation:

* acting sanctimonious about Global Warming or appearing in a Global Warming TV ad, as if Global Warmin can be proven

* hinting that celebrating Christmas by anyone could ever violate the first Amendment

* anyone who takes the so-called profession of “community organizer” seriously

* anyone who questions the need for tort reform

* anyone who thinks that a Washington beaucracy can allocate anything – especially healthcare – better than the free market

By: Obamaaintmymama

Obamaaintmymama — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:28:13 +0000

Clearly, there must be an infected blanket program to spred the Pelosi, er, swine flu to RINOs and libs.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:16:12 +0000

Marko and ussjc,

That’s all well and good until we get a bunch of sissy Hippies standing up whining “I am Obamacus!” Of course it will make head shots easier when their standing up ans still.

Actually, scratch that, Marko and ussjc, you have a great plan.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:13:41 +0000

Any Republican will have nothing to do with Acorn.

Siberia is run by commies. Let’s send them there to join their freinds. They’ll have a gulag ol’ time. Or Detroit.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:55:57 +0000

I disagree, innominatus. When I think of the word “purge”, I think, “KGB will ask the questions!”

By: blarg

blarg — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:43:43 +0000

how does Fred Thompson fit into this new party? I’m surprised that neither he nor hippie-punching are featured prominently in this new party.

Oh, and I’ll go on record as saying I’m not really comfortable with the whole “purge” thing…sounds a bit Staliny to me.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:42:13 +0000

Wishing them into the Phantom Zone is okay….but….I think wishing them into the Corn Field would be much better. Where is Billy Mummy when we really need him??

By: innominatus

innominatus — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:19:30 +0000

I like the sentiment, but “purge” sounds like what a bulimic does after eating a cheez-it. Isn’t there a better way to describe their banishment to the Phantom Zone? Maybe something like “Thermonuclear Stream-Crossing Quantum Annihilation, oooonly on Pay-per-View“?

By: cut beard

cut beard — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:59:36 +0000

I think it should be mandatory to punch hippies, and maybe have hippies locked up in your basement for when you are having a bad day and just need to pun ch something useless

By: Cassie

Cassie — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:52:48 +0000

I think these so-called moderates should make their own party…The Wishy-Washy Party. If you can’t choose between Right and Liberal, then you know where to go.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:44:13 +0000

I agree with ussjc. We must take our enemies and crucify them along all roads leading to Washington, D.C. As a warning to others.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:40:39 +0000

I noticed the Arabs are bringing back crucifixion…I’m just sayin…

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:27:03 +0000

I prefer the term exterminate. purge just sounds so hippieish.

By: AwesometificAmerican

AwesometificAmerican — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:21:25 +0000

I prefer the word cull instead of purge. If you purge them they may come back, but if you cull them, well that is a bit for decisive.