Frank Advice for Life
Honesty is the best policy. The second best policy? When an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, you shoot the bastard.
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November 20th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Instead of shooting the out-of-wedlock child wouldn’t it make more sense to shoot the adult male?
November 20th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Intent? How do you establish that?
November 20th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I think we need a committee to establish intent before we even begin formulating a proportionate response.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
So now that the left openly views and calls us domestic terrorists does that mean they are going to start being nice to us and wearing out faces on T-shirts?
November 20th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
What if the would-be rapist is a former president?
November 20th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I think the best way for us to implement this is to erect really tall towers in high crime areas, and then perch snipers inside them. Now I know what you are asking, “Won’t all the gunfire at 3am wake up babies?” That is why our snipers will use rail guns.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I forgot to clarify that these towers will also be really high. Like say a thirty foot tall dear stand, on top of the Sears Tower (for the high crime area known as Chicago). We can all take turns, that way we will be just like batman, looking over Gotham, only with rail guns.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Although I do appreciate the chivalry, a weapons of own may be in order for us ladies.
November 20th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
No No No…. You shout “hey lady! Is that guy chasing you with the intent to rape you? If she responds in the affirmative you then should as “Is it alright if I shoot him?”.
What is wrong with society today? We’ve lost the ability to be polite! Im sure Ann Landers would back me up on this…. It is a serious breech of decorum to shoot a potential rapist without allowing the intended victim the opportunity to do so first. We’re not ANIMALS ya know!
November 20th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
What if dinosaurs use the rail guns against us? We could make only rail-guns with small buttons and tiny triggers. Or we could solve all future uprising by other species by making them simply thumb operated.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
maybe we could appoint an intent Czar.
November 20th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
..in the balls…
..with a shot gun.
November 20th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Oh, you forgot the meat cleaver & stiff member in the description, Dirty Harry.
Inda blue states, this “citizen” could win millions from the local/state coffers for interfering with his “pursuit of happiness” by so much as distracting him to ask a question – hey, sup dude? Shoot ‘em? You jest, right?
November 20th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
While I appreciate the chivalry, Frank, but I’d rather have my own gun to defend myself. What if you’re shooting someone else’s wannabe rapist? Where does that leave me?
November 21st, 2009 at 5:51 am
Umm…Corona…just like WTF?
November 21st, 2009 at 7:21 am
I like it Frank. Could we add that the first shot should be aimed at the offending organ and then another somewhere fatal. Just seems fair to me.
November 21st, 2009 at 9:44 am
“Intent? How do you establish that?”
” He had a butcher knife and a hard on”
God love Dirty Harry
November 21st, 2009 at 10:35 am
to establish intent you have to ask the newly appointed Intent Czar.
November 21st, 2009 at 5:12 pm
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross!
November 21st, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Is someone “cloning” Corona again? The second time that has gone on without the usual avatar.
November 21st, 2009 at 10:16 pm
#20 – Dohtimes,
Hey! you’re right, Corona’s avatar is different.
Good catch.
November 21st, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Frank, that’s got to be a new “best policy”.
November 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Here is the correct movie dialogue:
Mayor: I don’t want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore District. Understand? That’s my policy.
Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult-male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard, that’s my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.
Mayor: (after Callahan has left) I think he’s got a point.
With all the layers of fact checking and editing seen on this blog in the comments section, one might think this was a main stream media operation….