Comments on: Frank Advice for Life

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:00:42 +0000

Me: Whats the code word? Future me: “Get the eff outta here with that sooper sekrit squirrel shite”. Me: How’s it going? I see Im still around…….

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:49:06 +0000

Oddly enough, my future self showed up shortly after I read this. He knew the secret word so I was sure it was me. I asked him who was president in his time and he said Obama was still president, so I shot him. This may not have been a good idea. It turns out he/I only came back from next week. Oops!

By: Crusty

Crusty — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:58:58 +0000

If your future self visits you, ask yourself for a few million dollars. That’s pocket money to future self.

By: Mario

Mario — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:53:16 +0000

I actually did this when I was 8. I’ve always considered it one of my best moves, even though it hasn’t amounted to anything yet. No, I won’t say what it is, but I will say that a reasonably small company started using it as their name, which is awfully confusing. I’m pretty sure it’s not me, though.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:01:11 +0000

Mine’s Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:34:11 +0000

If Obama’s future self showed up would he be jealous or in love?

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:28:15 +0000

“What’s the code word?”
“I um, forgot”
“Yup, you’re me.”

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:25:50 +0000

There are times in the past when I wish I had come from the future to kick my own ass before I did something embarrassing; and I could have too, because the past me wouldn’t know I was coming, whereas if I planned to pummel my future self, I’d already know about it and be ready for me.
Which is why I probably never will have been soon going to was is kicked myself.
Future imperfect tense?
It certainly was!

By: John

John — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:33:52 +0000

Forgetful as I am I couldn’t possibly expect the future me to remember the code word, so we’ll probably end up punching each other.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:37:40 +0000

Mine’s “How’s it hanging Bill and Ted”.

I’ll still punch myself just to see who would win in a fight.

I’m putting $20 on me.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:07:41 +0000

Yeah, because your doppelganger wouldn’t know the secret code. If you met him, it would go something like this:

“Who are you?”
“I was about to ask you the same thing!”
“Give me the secret code.”
“No, you give me the secret code.”
“You go first.”
“No, you.”
“Ok, let’s write them down.”
“OK”

“Harvey12345 ?”
“FrankJ12345 ?”
“That’s wrong!!”
“You’re wrong!!”

(Punch, smack, wham. You gotta protect yourself from doppelgangers.)

“Harvey??”
“Frank??”

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:01:34 +0000

“Save the cheerleader, save the world”.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:33:44 +0000

Since I’m getting up there in years being in my 50’s, I hope my future self shows up really really old and then I could like totally kick my ass! That would be cool!

By: cptnmoroni

cptnmoroni — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:44:14 +0000

My codeword is bacon. Don’t tell my future self.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:34:23 +0000

My future self did visit me and he warned me not to invest in any hedge funds being managed by Bernie Maddof. Unfortunately he told me this after the Maddof story had hit the news media, so the info was pretty useless. Plus, I’ve never invested in any hedge funds anyway! You’d think he would have known that wouldn’t you? He also warned me not to vote for Obama but I had already figured that out on my own. I’m beginning to think maybe he wasn’t really me.