Comments on: Frank Suggestions to Stop Obamacare in the Senate

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:04:19 +0000

“Americans may go mad when they make laws; but they recover their reason when they disobey them.”
- G.K. Chesterton, What I Saw in America

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:24:19 +0000

Simply get up on the floor and remind all the democrats about the time they tried to play kickball on the playground and got hurt, or the time they were bullied because they looked funny and were too afraid to fight back. It’s nearly impossible to vote for a bill when crying uncontrollably on the floor in the fetal position.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:03:08 +0000

I’m with Marco! Let’s go green and use recycled plastics for our crosses!

By: Nunya

Nunya — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:51:02 +0000

* Add an amendment to the bill that the first ones in front of the death panels ~~is doddering old Harry Reid~~ are all those Representatives, Citizens, and Non-Citizens that supported it.

FIFY

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:29:26 +0000

Revolt would be so much easier if we had Star Trek tech.
11:00 – take an early lunch.
11:05 – teleport to Washington, DC.
11:06-11:30 – use phasers to stun security forces around the Capital.
11:31-12:15 – use tri-corders to find and round up all liberal politicians, where ever they may try to hide.
12:16-12:45 – use combination of agonizers, mindmelds and/or Vulcan nerve pinches to effect necessary attitude adjustments.
12:46-12:55 – Reinstate Constitutional Representative Republic.
12:55-12:59 – use replicators to make Big Mac and fries for all participants.
1:00pm – teleport out. Back to work.

Or just nuke’em from orbit – it’s the only way to be sure.

By: dharmasmug

dharmasmug — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:42:10 +0000

I’m somewhat dubious about this whole “Dark Ceremony” business. For one thing, the Founding Fathers would probably reduce most of Washington DC to smoldering rubble with their supernatural outrage — and that’d just give lefties yet another occasion to complain about widespread Real Terrorism™ coming on a daily basis from angry white Christian males. (As opposed to the fake so-called isolated incident of alleged “resistance” perpetrated by Major Johnny “Nadil” Hasan. Which was only done in response to being called a ‘hanky-head’, is absolutely positively nothing to be concerned about, and probably only even has the slightest teeniest flimsiest connection to Fundamentalist IslaHEY! Are those nachos? Can I have some?)

For another, the Ceremony would have no effect on Reid and Pelosi, as their faces are half-melted to begin with.

By: Idahoser

Idahoser — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:18:17 +0000

* Do the Dark Ceremony.

There would be no “senators” left.

I just wish there was some mechanism whereby treason could be tried, you know like a court or something. That’s all gov’t does anymore, there is no good left they even attempt.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:11:36 +0000

I have already stated my idea many times.

Take all of the worst Democrat offenders. Crucify them along all roads leading to Washington D.C. as a warning.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:30:35 +0000

Are tactical nukes off the table? If not, nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:13:37 +0000

Are you sure they won’t accidentally think ‘Mothra’ was John Murtha? That plan could backfire. I suggest Godzilla instead, since Democrats are repelled by anything with ‘God’ in the name.

By: Tim

Tim — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:02:31 +0000

The Romans originated this debating technique in 133BC when Tiberius Gracchus tried a landgrab as part of his campaign for election as tribune. Lacking metal folding chairs, they broke up the Senator’s benches and beat him to death with the fragments.

I thought that was Biggus Dickus (coincidentally, also the ancestor of Rep. Alan Grayson).

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:02:22 +0000

So this health care bill comes down to mathematics? adding up votes? Surely there is something in the realm of Science! that overrides basic adding!

By: penultimatum

penultimatum — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:40:24 +0000

If the whole Senate is tarred and feathered, then they won’t be able to get the 60 votes. Just sayin’.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:14:53 +0000

* Carefully explain to the Democrats about liberty and individualism. That should distract them while we set all their cars on fire. WOLVERINES!

Why would any self respecting Democrat have a car? Hey, I made a funny! “Self Respecting Democrat”!!! Ha, Ha, Ha! I’m killing myself!

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:41:54 +0000

* Do the Dark Ceremony. This will summon the restless spirits of the Founding Fathers who will then melt the faces of all who subvert liberty.

This will do damage to most of the republicans, too. Careful with the dark magic.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:41:02 +0000

I could suggest “ripping-off their heads and shoving them up their asses” but I wont. That would be plagiarism. But it would be a good plan.

By: Cassie

Cassie — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:40:36 +0000

I vote for war.

By: rayfan87

rayfan87 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:26:15 +0000

instead of metal chairs, can we rips their arms off and beat them with their own arms while yelling “stop hitting yourself?”

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:21:43 +0000

hit the Democrats over and over with metal folding chairs to prevent a vote

The Romans originated this debating technique in 133BC when Tiberius Gracchus tried a landgrab as part of his campaign for election as tribune. Lacking metal folding chairs, they broke up the Senator’s benches and beat him to death with the fragments.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:16:29 +0000

They can’t vote for a bill if they can’t find it.

I wouldn’t be too sure about that, it’s not like they feel the need to read bills before voting for them.