Comments on: Fred Thompson’s Beard *Updated with Response from Fred* http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 06:33:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: BigRichardSmall http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51714 BigRichardSmall Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:56:50 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51714 This was a natural progression for Fred. Don't you remember when at the end of the movie that Fred was in, where after he had "Become King by His Own Hand". He was sitting on his throne wearing a beard. I may be getting confused here. All I remember was in the movie, people ticked off the main charecter and were slaughtered mercilessly with mideval weapons. So it was either a documentry about Fred, or Conan the Barbarian. This was a natural progression for Fred. Don’t you remember when at the end of the movie that Fred was in, where after he had “Become King by His Own Hand”. He was sitting on his throne wearing a beard. I may be getting confused here. All I remember was in the movie, people ticked off the main charecter and were slaughtered mercilessly with mideval weapons. So it was either a documentry about Fred, or Conan the Barbarian.

]]> By: Hwuu http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51637 Hwuu Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:41:21 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51637 I think Lazy Fred is an improvement over "evil Spock beard" Fred I think Lazy Fred is an improvement over “evil Spock beard” Fred

]]> By: Laiam http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51622 Laiam Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:15:58 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51622 fred would be america's sex symbol regardless... but whatever I Love the new mustache I might grow one out myself in an effort to better emulate Fred. fred would be america’s sex symbol regardless… but whatever I Love the new mustache I might grow one out myself in an effort to better emulate Fred.

]]> By: George guy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51615 George guy Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:03:49 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51615 I thought it might have had something to do with his role as William Jennings Bryan in that new monkey trial movie. I thought it might have had something to do with his role as William Jennings Bryan in that new monkey trial movie.

]]> By: 5 of 7 http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51598 5 of 7 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:36:11 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51598 Fred/Fred 2012? Fred/Fred 2012?

]]> By: Eros http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51592 Eros Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:08:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51592 *Fred Thompson simply bested Chuck Norris in combat and absorbed some of his power.* Fred Thompson: "There can be only one!!!!!" *Fred Thompson simply bested Chuck Norris in combat and absorbed some of his power.*

Fred Thompson: “There can be only one!!!!!”

]]> By: Carolynp http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51585 Carolynp Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:10:04 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51585 I have to point out that our Oregonian Fred Thompson is different from Jeri's Fred (which kind of sucks, since I agree with you: I'd vote for her), but we can't afford the real one. So, we got the best we could afford. I have to point out that our Oregonian Fred Thompson is different from Jeri’s Fred (which kind of sucks, since I agree with you: I’d vote for her), but we can’t afford the real one. So, we got the best we could afford.

]]> By: ktgreat http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51584 ktgreat Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:42:18 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51584 #8Gregg, Any sexual attraction to Fred simply makes you that much more heterosexual. #8Gregg, Any sexual attraction to Fred simply makes you that much more heterosexual.

]]> By: janetney http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51579 janetney Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:10:35 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51579 you can't have him, oregonians! he belongs to no one and to everyone... and, Jeri is the absolute authority on anything 'Fred' ... she's 'the one' and i hope she runs for office soon!!!! you can’t have him, oregonians! he belongs to no one and to everyone…

and, Jeri is the absolute authority on anything ‘Fred’ … she’s ‘the one’ and i hope she runs for office soon!!!!

]]> By: MarkoMancuso http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51578 MarkoMancuso Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:09:03 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51578 Obviously he's become too lazy to break Hwuu's keyboard over Hwuu's head. SHUN! Obviously he’s become too lazy to break Hwuu’s keyboard over Hwuu’s head.

SHUN!

]]> By: Carolynp http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51577 Carolynp Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:06:34 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51577 I needed to mention to you guys that we Oregonians have decided to keep Fred. Sorry about that. You can have Chuck Norris. Just FYI: http://www.fredthompsonforcongress.com/news/2009/9/23/fred-thompson-running-for-congress.html I needed to mention to you guys that we Oregonians have decided to keep Fred. Sorry about that. You can have Chuck Norris. Just FYI:
http://www.fredthompsonforcongress.com/news/2009/9/23/fred-thompson-running-for-congress.html

]]> By: Fred Thompson Looks Like Dennis Miller’s Dad | The Rude News http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51574 Fred Thompson Looks Like Dennis Miller’s Dad | The Rude News Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:42:35 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51574 [...] at IMAO. (Actually, everything is at IMAO.) Filed under: Wisdom of the Ages Comment (0) Article tags: [...] [...] at IMAO. (Actually, everything is at IMAO.) Filed under: Wisdom of the Ages Comment (0) Article tags: [...]

]]> By: Live Free Or Die http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51573 Live Free Or Die Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:35:29 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51573 Jeri said it tickled her, 'nuff said. Jeri said it tickled her, ’nuff said.

]]> By: Plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51566 Plentyobailouts Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:02:45 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51566 Whoo Hoo!!! Finally someone else to SHUN! Ask and the Fred delivers! Whoo Hoo!!! Finally someone else to SHUN! Ask and the Fred delivers!

]]> By: Hwuu http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51564 Hwuu Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:53:55 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51564 So I expect this will get me shunned, but didn't I already suggest that he grew the beard because he has become too lazy to shave? So I expect this will get me shunned, but didn’t I already suggest that he grew the beard because he has become too lazy to shave?

]]> By: Tim http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51563 Tim Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:51:04 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51563 What is sexier than ABSOLUTE POWER! What is sexier than ABSOLUTE POWER!

]]> By: Greg http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51562 Greg Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:47:42 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51562 I'm a flaming heterosexual, and even I consider the beard quite hot. I’m a flaming heterosexual, and even I consider the beard quite hot.

]]> By: DesertElephant http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51549 DesertElephant Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:20:36 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51549 Nightfly, and they'll somehow find a way to blame Bush, claiming he purposely blew up the Levee keeping Teh Fred!s apart. Nightfly, and they’ll somehow find a way to blame Bush, claiming he purposely blew up the Levee keeping Teh Fred!s apart.

]]> By: cjtony97 http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51544 cjtony97 Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:36:55 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51544 Fred Thompson has facial hair because he stopped willing it to not grow. Fred Thompson has facial hair because he stopped willing it to not grow.

]]> By: nightfly http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51539 nightfly Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:59:13 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51539 In the Mirror Universe, evil and good are reversed... except for Fred Thompson. He's just awesome in any plane of existence. If the two Fred Thompsons ever meet, the universe will melt. Minorites and women will be hardest hit. In the Mirror Universe, evil and good are reversed… except for Fred Thompson. He’s just awesome in any plane of existence.

If the two Fred Thompsons ever meet, the universe will melt. Minorites and women will be hardest hit.

]]> By: Rick http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51537 Rick Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:44:40 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51537 Now that America has finally elected a black President, a bearded President is the next big step which will pave the way for .... humor blogger Presidents of the future! Now that America has finally elected a black President, a bearded President is the next big step which will pave the way for …. humor blogger Presidents of the future!

]]> By: MarkoMancuso http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51535 MarkoMancuso Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:35:25 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51535 Fred may or may not be capable of besting Chuck Norris in combat. It matters little. Chuck ceded the awesomeness of his beard when he endorsed Mike Huckabee. Fred may or may not be capable of besting Chuck Norris in combat. It matters little.

Chuck ceded the awesomeness of his beard when he endorsed Mike Huckabee.

]]> By: Joseph http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51533 Joseph Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:14:29 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51533 This is actually Fred following up on some advice I and a bearded associate gave him in November of 2007. We suggested "Sen. Thompson, you should grow a beard" when we got to meet him. Lo and behold, the facial hair hath sprouted forth. This is actually Fred following up on some advice I and a bearded associate gave him in November of 2007. We suggested “Sen. Thompson, you should grow a beard” when we got to meet him. Lo and behold, the facial hair hath sprouted forth.

]]> By: Plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/fred-thompsons-beard/comment-page-1/#comment-51531 Plentyobailouts Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:06:48 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=8088#comment-51531 Hmmm, I don't know if I buy the explanation that Fred bested Chuck in combat. Chuck's awesomeness in combat is overwhelming to his foe's. Combat is different from wits, where of course there is no equal to Fred. Perhaps they have joined forces to become one big ball of awesome? Bwahahahahah! The world spins, democrats cower deeper in fear, and bwaney fwank s**ts himself (again). Hmmm, I don’t know if I buy the explanation that Fred bested Chuck in combat. Chuck’s awesomeness in combat is overwhelming to his foe’s. Combat is different from wits, where of course there is no equal to Fred. Perhaps they have joined forces to become one big ball of awesome? Bwahahahahah!

The world spins, democrats cower deeper in fear, and bwaney fwank s**ts himself (again).

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