Comments on: Fred Thompson’s Principles for a Stronger Republican Party

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:30:08 +0000

You forgot that we will then super nuke the Super Massive Black Hole!

I support 110% (like athletes on ESPN) Mr. Fred Thompson for the head of the Republican Party! As his first order of business he must give a nuclear wedgie to Newt Gingrich and order him to Canada where he shall become never heard from again!

By: James S.

James S. — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:08:18 +0000

* The troops will immediately get anything they need, whether it be more troops, better weapons, support from space-based lasers, dinosaurs with rocket launchers on them, or giant robots who transform.

As one of the troops in question, can we have Supermodels? I’m sure we can think of a good reason for us needing this. Morale boost?

By: el polacko

el polacko — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:34:48 +0000

ahh yes.. the feelgood, toughguy way to remaining the minority party: burn the witch !

By: nightfly

nightfly — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:45:48 +0000

Chuck Norris forfeited his title when he supported Mike Huckabee instead of Fred Thompson. Fred Thompson punched him in the awesome, destroying it.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:30:34 +0000

“Anyone calling himself a Republican but voting for taxes and the expansion of government will be fired out of a cannon into the sun. Then the sun will be fired out of even larger cannon into a supermassive black hole.”

Damnit it Frank! First you use a term like “Circumstantial Science!”, then you say a thing like that. Any more coca-cola nasal projectiles fired at my monitor, and YOU are going to owe a Very large Semiconductor company a new LCD.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:10:19 +0000

Whoa, Nunya. That’s one hell of a Dream Team. You could rename it the “Cream Team.”

By: Nunya

Nunya — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:05:28 +0000

Another 5 stars, Frnak! Now this is Change We Can Believe In! My Dream Team for the United States of Awesome /shameless plug

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:53:45 +0000

* If you’re worried more about the unfortunate… the poor… the needy… Fred Thompson will hold you upside down and shake the crap out of you – and your pockets.

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:49:04 +0000

The Sun just isn’t getting it done. Once again winter is beating up on the slacker. It thinks it’s so hot.

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:47:43 +0000

Black Ho?? Why did ya have to go and insert Michelle into this thing? I think it would cruel and unusual punishment to fire the sun into ……..

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:57:52 +0000

* Anyone calling himself a Republican but voting for taxes and the expansion of government will be fired out of a cannon into the sun. Then the sun will be fired out of even larger cannon into a supermassive black hole.

So you’re just gonna let them live in a black hole?!?! Weak.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:56:03 +0000

KnitterChick – Fred Thompson and Chuck Norris MUST NEVER MEET! WORLDS COLLIDE!

By: saveacountryeatalib

saveacountryeatalib — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:23:12 +0000

While I do believe in party unity, lets not be to hasty on this sun thing. We may need it later.

By: KnitterChick

KnitterChick — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:22:00 +0000

This makes me wonder if Chuck Norris is still holding onto his Toughest Dude in the Universe title. If Fred Thompson and Chuck Norris teamed up, could it better than Genetically Engineered Laser Dinosaurs?

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:03:47 +0000

* Anyone pretending to know Fred Thompson’s Principles will be punched in the face for their arrogance.

By: Wacky Hermit

Wacky Hermit — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:55:11 +0000

Can Dana Loesch be Secretary of Tea?

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:13:31 +0000

“…any hippy reading it”

LOL hippies reading! OMG my monitor!