Handy Tips for President Obama on Behavior in Foreign Countries

Posted by Frank J. on November 18, 2009 at 9:10 am

In my latest Pajamas Media column, I have a bunch of tips for Obama on how to behave himself in other countries. Did you know that different countries have different cultures?

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9 Responses to “Handy Tips for President Obama on Behavior in Foreign Countries”

  1. Plentyobailouts says:

    Tips fors present hussein:

    Before you tell a foreign leader what a great Rottweiler he has, make sure it’s not actually one of his children. Or one of yours.(Great line btw Frank!)

  2. Jimmy says:

    Another tip for the Prez in foreign lands:

    * If you bring your Klingon, make sure she removes her breast belt. In some cultures, it’s the sign of war!

  3. John says:

    I thought part of his foreign policy ‘experience’ was the fact he lived abroad and was “a gift from the world” (an actual Chris Matthews quote).

  4. MarkoMancuso says:

    Also while in the Middle East, don’t ask any foreign leader how his day has been unless you want to listen to a long rant about the Jews.

    Obama wouldn’t mind, would he?

  5. IH8Socialist says:

    I’m surpriesed that Obama hasn’t been a total douchbag wuss and kneeled and kissed the feet of some foreign foreigner. Or did he and I just missed it.

  6. AwesometificAmerican says:

    Didn’t The One tell us during the campaign the reason he chose Joe Biden for VP was to ease our fears about his lack of foreign policy experience? Excellent job, Joe!

    Rep. Derek Collins-I
    Florida 34th Congressional District

  7. Sgt Relic says:

    I guess he’s still waiting for the release of Being President for Dummies.

  8. MDr says:

    “you’re not actually speaking Italian if you just add an extra vowel to the end of every word. ”

    Or Canadian for that matter.

  9. ussjimmycarter says:

    So if you are going to be a total Tool and bow down and worship the ground of some guy who really doesn’t run a country…what are you going to do when you meet Putin? I have an image in my brain and I don’t want it there! It involves man-on-man lovin’ and it’s not pretty and I want it to go away!!!

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