Comments on: Handy Tips for President Obama on Behavior in Foreign Countries

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:32:23 +0000

So if you are going to be a total Tool and bow down and worship the ground of some guy who really doesn’t run a country…what are you going to do when you meet Putin? I have an image in my brain and I don’t want it there! It involves man-on-man lovin’ and it’s not pretty and I want it to go away!!!

By: MDr

MDr — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:35:28 +0000

“you’re not actually speaking Italian if you just add an extra vowel to the end of every word. ”

Or Canadian for that matter.

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:18:10 +0000

I guess he’s still waiting for the release of Being President for Dummies.

By: AwesometificAmerican

AwesometificAmerican — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:56:30 +0000

Didn’t The One tell us during the campaign the reason he chose Joe Biden for VP was to ease our fears about his lack of foreign policy experience? Excellent job, Joe!

Rep. Derek Collins-I
Florida 34th Congressional District

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:31:17 +0000

I’m surpriesed that Obama hasn’t been a total douchbag wuss and kneeled and kissed the feet of some foreign foreigner. Or did he and I just missed it.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:09:23 +0000

Also while in the Middle East, don’t ask any foreign leader how his day has been unless you want to listen to a long rant about the Jews.

Obama wouldn’t mind, would he?

By: John

John — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:53:55 +0000

I thought part of his foreign policy ‘experience’ was the fact he lived abroad and was “a gift from the world” (an actual Chris Matthews quote).

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:47:19 +0000

Another tip for the Prez in foreign lands:

* If you bring your Klingon, make sure she removes her breast belt. In some cultures, it’s the sign of war!

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:36:19 +0000

Tips fors present hussein:

Before you tell a foreign leader what a great Rottweiler he has, make sure it’s not actually one of his children. Or one of yours.(Great line btw Frank!)