If You’re Going to Bow, You Might as Well Wear a Bow
What is it with Obama and bowing? Even Japan was like, “Who’s this loser?” Obama’s new nickname should be “Lil’ Bow Wow” for how he wows us with all his bowing.
When you go overseas, Mr. President, you represent the United States of America — the most powerful country on earth and in most of the solar system. You bow to no one; they bow to you! The proper greeting for a foreign leaders is to punch him right in his stupid, foreign face because what in the world is he going to do about it? Nothing, because you lead the USA. Why bow to anyone you can freely punch in the face?
If you want to bow to someone, though, Obama, try bowing to the American people. You may delight us with your obsequiousness and we shall consider sparing you.
(20 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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November 16th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Sarah Palin would not only punch him in his dumb foreigner face but would field dress his dumb foreign carcass and hang his dumb punched foreign face above the fire place in the White House! Now that’s a POTUS!
November 16th, 2009 at 11:30 am
My dog often looks like she’s bowing before me. Turns out she’s just stretching. Then she leans against me and forces me to pet her and scratch her ears
Obama is the world’s dog.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:33 am
I suppose that makes us the world’s dog treat.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Yeah, what #1 USSJC said
November 16th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
the next time obama goes to meet some stupid foreign foreigner they should dress him up in a little pink dress with little pink purse and a little pink bow on top his little commie pinko head.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
FOR YEARS JAPAN HAS BEEN SECRETLY DEVELOPING KILLER ROBOT TECHNOLOGY UNDER THE NOSES OF YOU RIDICULOUS WESTERN DOGS!!!
AT LAST OUR INVESTMENT HAS ATTAINED ITS PROMISED SUCCESS!!! EVEN OBAMA MUST BOW BEFORE OUR EMPEROR OR BE DESTROYED!!!!
NOW THE WORLD WILL BE FORCED TO EAT RICE AND WATCH HIGHLY COST-EFFECTIVE ANIMATION TECHNIQUES IN WHICH ONLY ABOUT 2% OF THE IMAGE IS ACTUALLY ANIMATED!!!
OH AND SLEEP ON THE HARD FLOOR ON TOP OF TINY LITTLE MATS!!! (HAHAHAHA!!!!)
AUXILIARY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I wouldn’t mind so much him bowing to foreign leaders if he also showed some measure of subservience to The Constitution.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
2 thoughts
1 – Many African Americans took great pride in electing an African American. Is Obama aware of that? For that reason does he maybe possibly want to stand tall instead of bowing?
and if not….
2 Any chance we can get him to bow before Harper? As a Canadian, it would make me feel all warm and fuzzy and plus it would be good for laughs.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Punching in the face should be the new bow. That way all the other world leaders can punch Obama in the face and we can sit back and laugh at him. You know he would cry like a whiny little baby. And when all the world’s leaders get tired of punching his dumb monkey face they can kick him in the crotch.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
An old hopscotch injury prevents him from executing a proper kow-tow.
November 16th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I’m waiting for some foreign leader to order Obama thusly:
“On your knees, sucka!”
November 16th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Obama thinks:
bowing good
bowling bad
November 16th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I hope the next time Obama goes
to Egypt he is told to go sit with the women so there is room at the table for murderers, rapists, thieves and dogs!
November 16th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
It is all a misunderstanding. He isn’t bowing to the Emperor. He is mooning all of us.
November 16th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
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November 16th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
It must be the fault of o’s protocol adviser, Rarl Kove.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
He is a disgrace. When he bowed to the Saudi King I excused it because I actually thought he was looking for his manhood. My mistake. He has none. This was a bow, low and deliberate. It is his way of saying he doesn’t care for my country. Well, I don’t care for him. Downside is that he can get us all killed which I feel he is trying to do. He is a muslim. He has said so. I am afraid of him. Even eunochs can be terrifying.
Madalyn
November 17th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
what’s even worse is that the lil oriental guy didn’t bow back!
November 17th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Your karate is weak, Obie-san.