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IMAO » Blog Archive » In the GMail — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:02:49 +0000

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By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:26:45 +0000

Is arugula a spice? I thought it was some kind of lettuce with a snobby attitude.

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By: PammyV

PammyV — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:48:59 +0000

Jimmy: maybe the Billy goats’ troll’s fingers were stained w tumeric. If so, it maybe a Middle Eastern, Indian or North African troll…all known to use tumeric in large quantities.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:26:26 +0000

I like arugula flavored chicken. Feel free to shun me.

By: Heywood Jabyteme

Heywood Jabyteme — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:24:37 +0000

Barry raises his right wrist to his nose, takes a big long sniffffffffffffff while moving wrist, hand to index finger under his right nostril…. and He Say…ummm Sapphirrrre!

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:16:22 +0000

Why would anyone want a mexican flavored fried corn tortillia? Thats the problem with this country…people dont buy merican no mo! You keep your foreign fried tortillia! Im sticking with BBQ Potato Chips….like a real patriot !

Dang wurld is fallin apart!

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:26:21 +0000

Frank I’m sure Barry checked with his newly appointed Doritos Czar before he took your special Mexican Doritos.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:25 +0000

Give a bro a break, Frank. Barry "Can't I Just Eat My Waffle" Obama is just trying to get that munchies monkey off his back. Especially since news of the the Eggo shortage is, like, totally harshing his mellow.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:00:31 +0000

I thought Barry only liked the Arugula flavored Doritos.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:57:07 +0000

You know, for the record, I’ve given up Doritos due to flatulence caused by some mysterious combination of enzyme deficiencies. However, Mr. Obama seems quite concerned regarding Frank’s supply of them. While I have my suspicions, I’d really like to know WHY? – straight from the hOrses a$$, I would. Perhaps, Frank will get that return email from the President and we’ll find out.

By: MDr

MDr — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:55:14 +0000

Methinks, the Lord (of Bounce) has been duped by a false King of Flounce. The true Once favors soy and tofu.

By: Socrates H. O'Troll

Socrates H. O'Troll — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:54:02 +0000

Plentyobailouts is wrong … dead wrong, IYKWIMAITYD … on the important issue of the diet favored by Lord Teleprompter. Plenty’s word amount to a vicious slur and heinous attack, a well-nigh treasonous assault on our Commander-in-Chief in time of war, with troops in the field. Need I remind you that lives are at stake?

Because he not only likes waffle flavored arugala, but arugula flavored waffes, as well.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:32:55 +0000

Gotta agree with Son of Bob on this one. It is ridiculous to think hussein wrote that letter. Everyone knows puppets can’t write.
Besides, Doritos is food for peasants, not the likes of his godessness, he only likes waffle flavored arugala.

By: Socrates H. O'Troll

Socrates H. O'Troll — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:28:27 +0000

Having discussed this latest electronic mail revelation with the Council of Elders during the diurnal Silvery Aurg Conclave, our conclusion is that it would be wise for Frank to alter his diet to include more leafy vegetables and complex carbohydrates such as whole grains.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:22:48 +0000

That’s right, ussjc. Spices! Spicey meatballs!

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:13:20 +0000

Yikes! 2012 is approaching fast! I come to IMAO to read about super awesomeness like rail guns and Sarah Palin and you Rump Rangers are sharing Spice Favs?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:46:16 +0000

Yeah, Marko? I recently discovered Tumeric. Better than curry powder, which is a mixed spice. Now, I’ve got little Tumers popping out all over. But, hey, it keeps the liberals away.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:41:36 +0000

I found some arugula in the fridge. Goes pretty good with chicken.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:39:43 +0000

Frank J,

That’s ridiculous to think that Barry could have written that email. Everyone knows, if Barry wanted more Doritos he’d just unconstitutionally take over the Frito-Lay company, render its stocks worthless, fire the CEO and command they only make the flavor he likes and deliver them to him on demand.

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:30:05 +0000

The thought of “President Biden” made me shudder in fear.

Please. Mocking Barry is ok, but don’t taunt him to resign.

By: Rickur

Rickur — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:24:06 +0000

Hey…wait…you can get the Fiery Habanero Doritos here in Texas! Oh …nevermind… this is Mexico…now.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:17:12 +0000

“Lord of Bounce”

I’m looking for a rag to wipe-up the coffee…. Would you PLEASE let me get some work done!

By: cactusod

cactusod — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:08:39 +0000

YEAH! Tell Barry to goes gets his own monies. I doesn’t has as much as I used to under the evil Bush years…