[conceptual hat tip: Dylan]
I know Obama prefers burgers, but I’m guessing that he ate a lot of Chinese food on his recent trip.
I also assume that Chinese Chinese food comes with a fortune cookie, just like American Chinese food.
Which leads to the obvious speculative query: what fortunes did Obama get in his fortune cookies?
I speculate thusly:
* You do good job! Take a bow!
* If you have bad news to break, leave town and let Holder guy do it.
* You look better wearing Mao jacket. Everyone look better wearing Mao jacket. Whole world wear Mao jacket soon!
* You will try something new – a terrorist in New York City.
* China cold like Chicago. Bring heavy coat.
* Save lives. Make Biden walk.
* Prosperity is coming. Just tax it until it go away.
* Why you let wife go out in public dressed like that?
* Today you meet friend from long ago. Tomorrow you throw him under bus.
* Seriously, where birth certificate?
If you’ve gone through Obama’s trash recently and found any of his old fortune cookie fortunes, feel free to share in the comments.