Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…
…the turkey he pardoned immediately went back to doing the same crimes that got it sentenced to execution in the first place.
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November 25th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
You know what that useless piece of flesh above Obama’s ankles is called? Obama.
November 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
…whereas he may order additional forces to Afghanistan, he’s requiring they prosecute that war with one hand tied behind their backs.
Truth is not funny in this case. Sorry.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
… the Chinese are changing his nickname from Oba Mao to Oba Muppet
… he gives new meaning to the conflation of Jimmah Coitus and those teats on a boar hog
… most Americans look forward to his overseas travels and wish he’d take Congress along
… he’s re-invigorated religion in the USA – more & more folks praying for a meteor hit on DC
— despite his lobbying, a hamster, not a unicorn or gerbil is this season’s must have toy.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Ok, so who got the line off first? You or Lileks?
http://twitter.com/Lileks/status/6057465080
Funny none the less
[For the record, I wrote this in the morning before Lileks's tweet and just scheduled it to post later. -Ed.]
November 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that… The cleaning staff is getting under the desk again.
Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…The bucket got stuck on his head before being filled with goo.
Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…Late night semi commedians have no material.
Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…jammah carter is chuckling he is not the worst anymore.
Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…Even john mccain would have been better.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that…Teleprompter beat him by 4 strokes, even with Frank’s stolen clubs.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that… He is pissed at teddy kennedy for not rsvping for Thanksgiving dinner.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
how much you want to bet Michelle bit the head off the pardon turkey when no one was looking.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
…the White House buckets and teleprompters walked out♠!
…the Chinese are actually feeling sorry for us. “Oh, my. You no have good reader!! We nuke you now.”
…the French are ready to take back the Statue of Liberty.
…the Chicago mob is pretending they don’t know him.
November 25th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
The turkey the only real victim of America in 2009. Well turkeys and the dollar.
November 25th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Guilty as sin and free as a bird, it was a great country….once.
November 25th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
* and the turkey is now suing for wrongful conviction and is demanding reparations.
November 25th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Be sure to tell your turkey:
- its serving the greater good and should in fact thank you.
- you have alot of good friends that are turkeys and its not about his species.
- Cheney is making me do this
- your usefulness to society is best advanced through these measures.
- the governor called… hes hungry get your head on this block.
Am i the only one who thinks turkey is a dry tasteless meat? Ill be roasting an 8lb chicken for the two of us.. mmmm chicken skin.
November 25th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
So useless and incompetent he forgot to implement don’t ask don’t tell for teleprompter hires and now the teleprompter openly brags about how it gets to screw us.
November 25th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Obama is so useless and incompetent as president that for Thanksgiving he’s serving ham!
November 25th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
So which turkey did he pardon? Rahm Emanuel? David Axelrod?
November 25th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
“I wanted to eat this sucka!”
He’s so cute when he tries to be ‘ethnic’.
Drops it out of Marine One – “I swear to God, I thought turkeys could fly!”
November 26th, 2009 at 12:48 am
What a poor, pathetic, ignorant beast. But, the turkey looked good.
November 26th, 2009 at 1:56 am
No #16 the turkey he pardoned was Joe the Vice-President, but only on condition that Joe continue to live out behind the White House in the tool shed where Bush used to keep his reporter bitin’ dog and keep his opinions to himself for the next year. Thus guaranteeing the general public plenty of comedy relief until at least this same time next year as Joe cannot possibly keep his mouth shut for that long..
November 26th, 2009 at 6:19 am
I’m a little confused
should we look at Biden and Pelosi and be thankful Obama is healthy ?
truth is not funny
November 26th, 2009 at 7:48 am
O-bah-muhh is so useless and ineffective as president that: the Moonbat/Leftards are getting impatient with his progress in reducing the United States to Socialist Third World Backwater status.
November 26th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Only incompetent and useless Obama could have destroyed Obama the myth candidate. As bad as electing him is not-electing him would probably have been worse. This way the liberals hit the wall of reality. Not elected they could have stayed in their dream coma for more years. Not a harmless problem when liberals control so much.
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Obama has actually been very useful…to communists, enemies that want to kill us, Middle Eastern terrorists, South American dictators, race baiters and whitey haters, and lawless, cop shooting dirty, rotten, scum-ridden thugs. Also to almond colored makeup providers.
December 29th, 2009 at 9:43 am
…..while on vacation with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in the Grand Canyon, the JackAss they were all riding on slipped and fell into the canyon…….so who was saved?????
AMERICA
May 25th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
you people are so stupid. to make fun of our president who is getting things done actualy. and the big things you want done the republicans in congress and the senet are holding it back. so if you want to blame somebody blame the republicans but most of you are republicans and cant see when you do something wrong. grow a brain and go on a website that gives you the real satistics.