Comments on: Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfuncitons During Family Dinner

By: Bikermommy

Bikermommy — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:43:41 +0000

Priceless.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:53:47 +0000

actually, they made a joke back during the early days of the presidency, but it was a series of ticker jokes, not whole reports

damnit all i love the onion

By: Krispy

Krispy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:48:39 +0000

Just had to watch it again … the best line in the whole bit is the part about screaming himself hoarse during the “CAPS LOCK INCIDENT.”

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By: Eros

Eros — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:02:14 +0000

“…Joe Biden is know for reading remarks off of his forearm where he’s written them in magic marker..” Now that’s comedy!

By: Catie

Catie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:45:35 +0000

Maybe he should start sending TOTUS on diplomatic visits in his stead. After all, it’s kind of difficult for a teleprompter to bow to anyone…

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:31:16 +0000

I guess better late than never for the Onion. They let a tremendous amount of material get away since January. These days the Drudge Report is handling the Onions former role, except they are real stories! Fake congressional districts?? You can’t make that stuff up!

By: Nunya

Nunya — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:01:37 +0000

I wonder if TOTUS helps him in the sack with M’Shel?

Assuming of course that Barry and M’Shel sleep in the same ~~bed~~ room

OTOH, I’m not sure I really wanna know the answer so nevermind

/thinkingoutloud

By: Discount Cigars

Discount Cigars — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:26:27 +0000

First timer on this site, and what a fantastic first read. I actually choked on a chocolate chip cookie, “help him speak, blink and breathe” and the pumpkin patch incident… Hilarious.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:10:02 +0000

everyone who voted for Obama is a drooling idiot.

By: Krispy

Krispy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:50:35 +0000

It makes me really happy that The Onion isn’t bowing before this President like … well, like this President before any other leader from anywhere else.

The bit about Reagan in the middle seemed superfluous, and may have been there simply as a slight reminder that The Onion isn’t Scrappleface … but that’s fine. I’m just glad to see that the good ol’ Onion isn’t turning into the Huff Po.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:29:48 +0000

“…help him speak, blink and breath.”

Coffee mist all over my monitor…

By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:00:36 +0000

had to look up sycophant in Wikipedia Forever! I already know what drooling means.

In a modern context a sycophant (from the Greek συκοφάντης sykophántēs) is a servile person who, acting in his or her own self-interest, attempts to win favor by flattering one or more influential persons, or by saying lies against a fellow citizen for gaining a kind of profit. These actions are executed at the cost of his or her own personal pride, principles, and peer respect. Such a manner is also called obsequiousness.

most of that sounds hard but I think I could handle saying lies for profit. Where do I sign up and who pays me anyway?