Comments on: Privacy Opt Out

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:21:20 +0000

Why bother issuing Obamacards when they can just tattoo a barcode onto our right hands or foreheads, or maybe inject one of those cool ‘Digital Angel’ chips Glenn Beck used to advertise?
“Digital Angel – It’s NOT the mark of the Beast!”

By: nightfly

nightfly — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:07:53 +0000

“Hi… it’s Joseph Biden… B, I, D, E, N. The first card is a Visa, and it’s 4572.. uh, hold on, someone’s yelling something. Listen, can I call you back?”

By: George Bush

George Bush — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:29:27 +0000

This is George Bush. And President Obama can kiss my Texas ass!

By: Ed the Pastor

Ed the Pastor — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:04:34 +0000

Seven

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:42:51 +0000

This is President Obama! We have your CC Numbers! What? You tools think we just handed over trillions to the banks without anything in return? Muwhahahahah! Each of your daily purchases are being fed into Obamagigantico (White House Super Mega Nuclear Computer) where they are sliced and diced to present me with daily reports or “profiles” on each of you! We are setting up a “task force” for suitable action in the next few months so stay tuned. Oh, and you won’t have your silly plastic that much longer. I have arranged for a Government Issued ObamaCard which all American’s shall be required to apply for and carry for all purchases in the future. Stay tuned. (I love owning you losers!)

By: hiya24

hiya24 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:52:55 +0000

MC 3567-3333-0000-9999 123
Visa 3567-3333-0000-9999 345
Both are maxed out… too much downloading… make a payment if you want.

Oh, and since I’m in Canada would you prefer my social security number or SIN?

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:59:27 +0000

I find it’s easiest to claim I’m a Muslim that wants to kill lots of innocent Americans. Then the US government just leaves you alone.

By: BigRichardSmall

BigRichardSmall — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:54:52 +0000

I’m all about the privacy. I use a screen name because I don’t want any one knowing my real name is Rusty Shackleford… AW CRAP!!!

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:00:06 +0000

I ordered americanexpress_sucks when I sent in my app. I expect my credit card any day now!

By: bigDon

bigDon — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:54:46 +0000

they already stole my identity. Now they’re suing me for defamation of character.

By: Pedro de Pablo

Pedro de Pablo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:19:36 +0000

in mexico we doan need no stinkin social securitee numeros we doan need no stinkin numeros when we jump ur stinkin bordero an still ur stinkin jobs an your stinkin irs an stinkin homlan securitee departmente do nothin 2 us cause if thay do thay are raceist STINKIN RACEIST an your stinkin website can give mi stinkin info out all u wont cause i stoal it from sumwon when i jumped ur stinkin bordero AN U CANOT OPT OUT OF THAT!!!! i am stillin internets from gringo nexdoor so u canot trace mi stinkin internets numeros ether an evun if u do ther a thurty 2 of us livin hear so u will never no who i am lol

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:28:28 +0000

The weird thing is, mine really is 123-45-6789. Nobody believes me.

By: Your Name Here

Your Name Here — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:20:04 +0000

I’m a special customer so American Express included a free magnet on the back of my card so I can keep it on my refrigerator where it’s safe.

3759 876543 21001 It’s imao.US so you must be from the government, I know it’s safe with you.

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:18:59 +0000

Oh! Mine’s funny. It’s 3333-3453-… Oh… I see what you did there.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:17:26 +0000

“I’d like to opt out of personal responsibility & accountability please.”

“Yes sir. Here’s your democratic voting ballot.”

By: ss396

ss396 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:09:06 +0000

666-66-6666, although my master prefers it be cited 666-666-666.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:52:14 +0000

Geez, this is a pain in the neck, almost as much as Mbeke Kgungu and he’s sending me $millions!

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:27:56 +0000

Wait I’m confused. Is this opt out of all privacy, or just the things being kept private from the Russian mafia? Is it opt out like I surrender everything to the gubmint, or opt like secrest out?

See I’m confused. Damn hippies.

By: charon

charon — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:20:41 +0000

Mine is a bunch of patterns for some reason. i.e., the first three groups are 1212, then 1122, then 1221, then the last one is mixed up. Also, can it please be Yakuza? I actually know a guy who knows a guy who happens to be the nephew of some guy, so it would make the business transaction a lot easier.

By: Socrates

Socrates — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:16:55 +0000

I am fnd the ideas of you the interest of me to be better. I am to be think to have the newsletter of you.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:57:56 +0000

you shared my info with the Russian mafia, no wonder I keep getting phone calls to buy a hot Russian wife.

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:55:25 +0000

To opt out of your Privacy Policy, is there a Public Policy that I would be forced into? Would I be required to serve time if I opted out of that as well?

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:44:52 +0000

If you sell my identity to someone else, will that get Homeland Security off my back? Or do I have to convert to Islam?

By: Greg

Greg — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:35:48 +0000

I mistrust ANYONE who has a ’9′ in their Social Security number…

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:30:20 +0000

The Red Mafyia is a polite mafia. Very good at chess. Although the headless goat was a bit of a surprise.