Random Thought
Obama is counting 50,000 jobs as being created or saved by the stimulus bill, from projects that haven’t even spent any money yet.
Does this mean Obama’s got a problem with premature enumeration?.
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November 21st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Not only “premature enumeration,” Harvey, but also:
* Premature elucidation
* Premature pontification
* Premature obfuscation
* Premature hoodwinkification
Ok, I made that last one up. But it’s too bad he can’t have a premature ejectification out of the White House!
November 21st, 2009 at 4:08 pm
No, simply that Obama thinks he can bluff jobs into existence; that is, the epistemology of the left is
“A lie, told often enough, loudly enough, and forcefully enough, becomes true.”
If people think they have money, then they spend, creating jobs, creating the money that they now have even though they didn’t before they were hoodwinked.
’cause remember kids, in economics, the only scarcity is JOBS.
November 21st, 2009 at 5:55 pm
No, he’s just a liar.
November 21st, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Premature prevarication
Larval lie
Fledgling fib
November 21st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
At this point just to have a win in his column he claims two million sperm saved or created whenever Michelle has a headache.
November 21st, 2009 at 8:30 pm
In Colorado he apparently spent $10.1 million to create jobs in District 0.
We don’t have a District 0, but I’d sure like to know how to get there.
November 21st, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I’m glad you didn’t include a graphic with this post.
November 22nd, 2009 at 12:35 am
It’s easy to lie when no one calls you on it. Aren’t the Republicans supposed to have some sort of leadership that actually does something that might make the general public aware when the Dems lie?
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 am
4. Dohtimes says:
November 21st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
At this point just to have a win in his column he claims two million sperm saved or created whenever Michelle has a headache.
Well aren’t we lucky with the current democrap present-dent that he isn’t throwing away all those millions of jobs on an intern dress?
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:59 am
But he is so cool and black and I’m so boring and white. Who even cares about the jobs stuff? Just call your racists daddy’s for more money like i do.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:07 am
Random thoughts.
-I’m more worried of un-caged Polar bears or closet socialists completing their takeover of the US government then I am of 2 degrees. Global warming is going to take out the coastal cities right?
-We should start passing guilty until proven innocent laws that control liberals and their speech then maybe they will realize why those sorts of laws are unconstitutional.
-I think Christians are just going to have to start bombing and suing and protesting every-time a TV show puts one of them in a negative light otherwise they are going back up on the cross with their humility and forgiveness.
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:38 am
Don’t they make a pill for that now? I think it’s called Vialgebra.
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:42 am
Yes.
November 22nd, 2009 at 7:58 am
Premature promises of free unicorns are now commonplace, sad to say.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:52 am
So can we now pretend Congress took a vote on health care and forget the last 6 months ever happened. If we’re going to an alternate reality I’d like one without a public option, thank you.
(I’d also like one where I’m 29 years old, 120 lbs without any of the mundane problems I have now. I mean if the ruler of the world is going to fantasize he might as well do it right).
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:25 am
Tin-horned Obama as ruler of the world, seanmahair? That’s not a fantasy, that’s a nightmare.
Besides, I thought you were 29 years old and a svelt 120 lbs without any mundane problems! That’s my fantasy!
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 am
Obama math overload!!! Obama math overload!!! My head exploded trying to figure out Obama math.
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 am
It’s called “division by ZerO,” IH8Socialist.
BTW, I’d like to rename you I8Socialist (“I Ate Socialist”). Drop the H and go carnivorous!
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:30 am
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy you have a rich and distorted fantasy life, boyo. My sweet spouse says that’s how he sees me, but then his eyes are really, really bad.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:22 pm
It’s the bucket; it creates an echo loop, so when he says something, he thinks he heard it actually happen.
That or the jobs were created in two or three of those 57 states.
November 22nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
@ Jimmy: when FrankJ finially clones me my T-Rex I’ll name it I Ate Socialist.