Random Thoughts
Americans are going to be overly suspicious of Muslims if they’re convinced their government is incurious.
If the right has a big Vegas gathering, we should call it the “Right-wing Super Awesome Fun Party of Fun.” And it should be so awesome it puts Harry Reid in a coma. And it should be so outrageous that we turn Vegas off conservatism forever.
Any right-wing gathering should also have a mixed martial arts competition.
If I go to the big right-wing blog party in Vegas, I’m sure Fred Thompson will come too. He’s always wanted to meet me.
Let the record show I thanked no veterans yesterday. There’s only one way I like my freedoms: Taken for granted.


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November 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am
You’ve been reading Ace, Frank.
You could have an IMAO booth at the Vegas party complete with hippie manikin for a punching contest. Implant some sensors in it for objective measurement (hey, you’re an ‘engineer’ – you can do anything!). The winner gets to sit next to Fred and Jeri or maybe Harvey.
November 12th, 2009 at 9:42 am
You want me to bring the cross, gas, and hoods? Wait. That was the other party Steele was talking about.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:14 am
I’d be much more impressed if you could draw Jeri Thompson to the gathering.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Americans are going to be overly suspicious of Muzzlems, if Americans actually find out what Muzzlems truly believe in their porcine hearts
November 12th, 2009 at 10:36 am
There’s a Vegas Blog party??? I’ll buy you a drink if you come to town…..but not one of those yardlong things; those are just embarrasing.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Turning Vegas off consevatism is going to be a pretty tall order, even with a successful Right-wing Super Awesome Fun Party of Fun. It’s just too ingrained in their core values.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I really don’t get the “Turning Vegas off conservatism” part. Wha am I missing.
November 12th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I really don’t get the “Turning Vegas off conservatism” part. What am I missing.