Random Thoughts

Posted by Frank J. on November 17, 2009 at 9:06 am

When I one day have a son, I think I’ll give him a biblical name like Ham, Nimrod, or Poncho Pilot.

I don’t get why we need universal health care. If the universe gets sick, isn’t it rich enough to pay for its own doctor?

Obama is solving Americans problems if our problems were too much money.

Skullduggery is the worst kind of duggery.

I hate multiplayer, online games. I play videogames because I don’t like interacting with real people.

One advantage of being poor is you never have to worry about your children murdering you for your inheritance.

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6 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

1. Crusty says:
   November 17th, 2009 at 9:11 am

   “Obama is solving Americans problems if our problems were too much money.”

   For some reason the Monty Python “cashectomy” skit pops into mind.

2. Busterdog says:
   November 17th, 2009 at 9:30 am

   Another biblical name for a child is Tiglith Pileezer. I have suggested that to several expecting friends, no takers.

3. DamnCat says:
   November 17th, 2009 at 9:38 am

   I’m going to name my kid after myself – DamnCat Jr.

4. MarkoMancuso says:
   November 17th, 2009 at 11:28 am

   Mahershalalhashbaz.

5. 4 of 7 says:
   November 17th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

   Do you want grandchildren?
   Name him Heman.
   (I Chronicles 25:4)

6. TerribleTroy says:
   November 18th, 2009 at 12:44 am

   Gonna name him Poncho Pilot? Why would you want to name your kid after a late 70’s early 80’s TV Motorcycle Cop character?

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