Random Thoughts
Obama needs to make jobs for actual congressional districts; stimulus money shouldn’t just go to people who live in the Twilight Zone.
Republicans only want to help rich people like Tony Stark and Scrooge McDuck.
My least favorite politicians: Hitler, Stalin, and Sarah Palin. And what do they all have in common? Mustaches. Palin has a mustache of the soul.
My reasons for hating Palin are both too numerous and too vague to mention.
Answer this honestly: Are the names Palin gave her kids the choices of a sane woman?
If sexy vampires are now popular, maybe it is high time for sexy politicians.
When I type in the numbers to text “hooray!”, the phone gives me “Goosby!” I’ve decided that’s my new exclamation of triumph.
Interestingly I have just about as much interest to see Avatar as I did Titanic.
Is the word “dictionary” defined in the dictionary, because you obviously know what it means if you know to look it up in the dictionary.
The way you become the one true conservatives is to denounce all other conservatives. It’s a bit like Highlander.
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November 18th, 2009 at 11:25 am
I have decieded to help the President by going ahead and declaring myself the Representative for the 34th Congressional District of Florida. That way he won’t be a liar and I can get some of that yummy stimulus money for my “constituents”.
Rep. Derek Collins-I
Florida 34th Congressional District
November 18th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Ok, now I need a Tylenol.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Frank, politicians are, by definition, vampires – they just aren’t sexy (notwithstanding your feelings toward Barney Frank).
November 18th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
It takes real money to create or save imaginary jobs for the imaginary residents of these imaginary districts.
November 18th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Try typing in freaking.
November 18th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Anna, at IMAO we usually try to type while spewing.
November 18th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
“My least favorite politicians: Hitler, Stalin, and Sarah Palin. And what do they all have in common? Mustaches. Palin has a mustache of the soul.”
John Bolton would like a word with you, Frank. Fear the ‘stache.
November 18th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
“Is the word ‘dictionary’ defined in the dictionary, because you obviously know what it means if you know to look it up in the dictionary”
Kind of like using the dictionary to find the correct spelling of a word, when you first need to know how to spell the word in order to look it up?
November 18th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Weird how close S. Palin is to Stalin. You would think the Berkley loonies would worship her just on that alone.
November 18th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
How a women names her kids does say something about her. That was a small red flag for me at the time as was the winking. I still overall like her. Sarah Palin has many good skills. So does Rush Limbaugh that doesn’t mean either would be any good in the white house. The White House is a necessarily stoic position (pre-Obama or Bush 2000 anyway) media personalities however need all kinds of flamboyant personality traits. Palin is a great fit and she should be getting FoxNews TV show as fast as possible to help mobilize conservatives. She will boost conservatives from TV and Radio but she would get them all hung from the white house.
November 18th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Hey i wrote this for you today, Probably needs cleaned up a bit by a professional
Our Obama which art in Washington
Hollow be thy head
Thy liberal kingdom come
Thy will be done in red state as it is in blue
Give us this day our daily bread you’ve taken from others
Forgive us for abusing conservatives as we forgive terrorists
Lead us not to Fox News paths
But deliver us from Limbaugh
For thine is the Washington the law and the legislation for four-eight years.
Obamamen
November 18th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Gee, you write a great and funny blog, but if you truly hate Palin now, I’d say you’re full of crap.
November 18th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Whats the difference between liberals and terrorists? Terrorists at least have the balls to be honest about what they are doing.
November 18th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
About those phantom congressional districts that are getting lots of money. Lets be honest they’ll be voting several times each. They have an income and they will vote, and get free health-care. They are as much US citizens as illegal aliens.
November 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Definition: Great depression – Last time a liberal decided American prosperity was guaranteed.
November 18th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I like Sarah Palin. If she runs, I’ll vote for her. Still don’t like those idiotic names she gives her kids. What the hell is “Trig” sort for–Triginometry?
November 18th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
i like Sarah Palin. I’d vote for her. She’s an actual conservative.
At least she didn’t name her kids pretentious crap like “Tristan”, “Apple”, or “Hydromannix Supermuffin”.
November 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
ummmm….doesn’t Fred T.’s goatee count as a mustache? just say’n
November 18th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
The fact that “Palin” is Trantorian for beserker doesn’t bother me a bit. In fact, I think it’s a plus.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I like what Sarah’s father said when she resigned as governor of Alaska, “She’s not retreating, she’s reloading.”
November 19th, 2009 at 6:29 am
When Palin is POTUS and I am dispatched to Washington as her personal “aide”, we shall remember those who supported and those who spoke evil of the great lady! Retribution is a dish best served cold…or something like that!
November 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am
huh? you don’t like Sarah Palin? I like her. And for the same reasons you should! She drives hippies, pundits and left wing democrats absolutely beyond freakin crazy!!! They cannot stand the fact that she isn’t ugly (like most of their ilke) and she is conservative. So, what’s your beef?
November 19th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
“Answer this honestly: Are the names Palin gave her kids the choices of a sane woman?”
This from a guy named after spam in a skin!
Frank, you are not the one to talk about goofy names!
Besides I like Sarah Palin’s names. Novel names allow a person to develop without pressure to be like someone else with the name that came before. You grew up with the pressure to be like a Frank. Which explains a lot.