Random Thoughts
Today is the day Obama is going to do something competent. I can just feel it.
Has anyone polled whether Americans would rather the government spend money on health care or railgun-armed battlemechs?
Assembly is so simple it’s complicated. And isn’t using a Microchip brand microchip a bit like drinking Beer brand beer?
If we broke California in three, that could create up to two manageable states.
I had Jesse Jackson analyze my political beliefs and he determined that I’m an Asian woman.
The local zoo called asking for donations, but I hung up on them. No more money for RHINOs!
So are there actually people who are like fans of Chris Matthews?
(21 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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November 20th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Your being generous if you think California has 2 managable states within it. As a lifelong resident of the Lead State, I’m beginning to thing that Lex Luthor had the right idea in the original Superman movie.
November 20th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Oops…*think*
November 20th, 2009 at 9:41 am
If we break California into 3, wouldn’t that create 4 more Barbara Boxers (or Diane Feinstins)? Can’t we make California a non-voting Territory of Arizona instead?
November 20th, 2009 at 9:47 am
So are there actually people who are like fans of Chris Matthews?
Yes there is nine fans of Chris Matthews. They are Keith Olberman, Rachel Maddow Anderson Cooper, Chris Matthews mom, one old hippie that was at Wood Stock, and four hippie collage kids who smoke pot and live in there parents basement.
November 20th, 2009 at 9:55 am
If we broke California in three, that could create up to two manageable states.
No give California to China……..
November 20th, 2009 at 10:14 am
If we broke Washington in two, we’d have two broke states.
November 20th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Ba da ding!
November 20th, 2009 at 10:18 am
“If we broke California in three, that could create up to two manageable states.”
I’m highly disappointed in the earthquake that we were promised would cause California to fall into the ocean years ago.
November 20th, 2009 at 10:24 am
“going to do something competent” – play Kim in basketball?
November 20th, 2009 at 10:26 am
“Today is the day Obama is going to do something competent. I can just feel it.”
Is that like a twinge-up-your-leg-type of feeling, Frank? See a doctor immediately.
November 20th, 2009 at 10:44 am
“Today is the day Obama is going to do something competent. I can just feel it.”
Intuition isn’t your strong suit, podnah. You’ve got many other fine qualities though.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:12 am
“If we broke California in three, that could create up to two manageable states.”
Two questions…
1. How would you break it up?
2. Which two portions would be manageable?
November 20th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Yes, there are many people who are “like” fans of Chrissy Mathews.
* Hobos, like fans of CM have bad hygiene and smell funny.
* Dopers, like fans of CM need to be told the same thing again and again before they understand.
* Toddlers, like fans of CM believe that the world revolves around them and will throw loud tantrums if they don’t get their way.
* Ego-maniacs, like fans of CM believe that they are the smirtest people in the room regardless of empirical evidence to the contrary.
* Facists, like fans of CM believe in free speech as long as you say what they say, otherwise your opinion should not be allowed to see the light of day.
* Fanatics, like fans of CM do not want to hear anything that challenges their beliefs and want every one who disagrees with them to die.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I’m quite certain that Obama will competently kiss some tin horn dictatador’s nice round ass in a most apologizing for being an American way!
November 20th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
“Today is the day #$%@^&8 is going to do something competent. i can just feel it”
Thats gas, take a pill.
November 20th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I agree with the China idea. Obama could prove himself competent by convincing the Chinese to take California instead of the gajillions of dollars we owe them. That’s right, gajillions.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Obama was right about people not ‘jumping to conclusions’ when news of the shootings at Ft. Hood first hit the news. I know this because I was guilty of jumping to an erroneous conclusion! The first thing that occurred to me was that the Methodists were at it again. Yep I just knew the guilty party was a Militant Methodist. Well, can you imagine the egg on my face when it was reveled that the shooter was actually a member of the religion of peace…oops my bad. So occasionally he is competent. As far as California is concerned I wouldn’t worry about it too much as it’s well on it’s way to becoming the newest possession of Mexico.
November 20th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
To be fair to California, the state and it’s land is still ripe with potential and promise. Sadly, it’s the politics, government, and unions that have squandered that promise and buggered the rest of us who still call it home.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
“Beer brand beer” – heh.
I’d drink it!