Random Thoughts

Posted by Frank J. on November 24, 2009 9:09 am

Sorry, I had no thoughts that were random. Maybe I should make a psuedorandom thought generator.

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21 Responses to “Random Thoughts”

1. Ernie Loco says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 9:15 am

   Just make sure you have enough bits to generate a large enough set of numbers. Cause everyone knows a 4-bit psuedo-random number generator is just lame.

2. DPunch says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 9:28 am

   Sorry, I have no random reply to your lack of random thoughts.

3. Casey says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 9:30 am

   You know, it would be great if we had dinosaurs with missile launchers on them. Nuke missiles, that can reach the moon from anywhere on the planet!

4. Jimmy says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 9:32 am

   Yeah, all you need are subjects, verbs and objects and their modifiers along with grammar and syntax logic fed through a specially-designed, conservative filter.

   At this hour, that thought made my brain hurt. Coffee!

5. MarkoMancuso says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 9:37 am

   Gosh, I understand now, Frank. It’s more difficult than it seems.

   * Pizza is better with bacon. Pineapple on pizza, however, is an abomination.
   * NASCAR would be markedly improved if they raced inside a steel cage.
   * We need an animal to serve as an escort for our DWRLs. Grizzly bears with grenade launchers and/or M2 machine guns?
   * Field of Dreams was set in Iowa. Iowa must be very boring and corny.

6. Jimmy says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 9:48 am

   I agree with Marco – at times like these, it’s up to us to fill in the randomness missing in Frank’s brain. We must rise to the occasion with substitute randomness – kind of like substitute teachers.

   Random thoughts:

   * Ace of Spades is a full-time blogger who drops hints about parties and then clams-up.

   * Harvey is actually Iowahawk. There are clues all over the place to support this.

   * Socrates’ avatar is wrong. Socrates was never that young!

   * Ussjimmcarter is often seen dancing around his MAC like a boy with a new toy while whistling the tune “Whistle While You Work.”

   * Why is Son of Bob always right?

7. Plentyobailouts says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 10:03 am

   Ha Ha, according to FrankJ’s Tweets, Fred Thompson *bows head in reverence* thinks lou lou dobbs may make a run for present.
   The idiot couldn’t lie about his leftist stance in the media, so he is gonna lie to the people about being a moron? oh please run , please please.

   What do you call that crusty junk on the plate after the syrup dries?

   Why is Frank letting Basil slack this week?

   Why isn’t SarahK publically demnanding more jewelry from Frank?

   Isn’t it too early in the morning to imagine USSJC dancing? I really would like to keep my breakfast.

8. Ernie Loco says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 10:26 am

   Hmm, let’s see if I can help out here too.

   * I think the best way to solve our national debt problem is to invent a time machine and go back and kill FDR before he screws over our country for generations.

   * The democrats are spending money so fast, they make me wish for more people like Ron Paul in congress. How scary is that?

   * All network card manufacturers should write drivers that allow you to bypass the operating system and write raw sockets directly, because spoofing internet traffic is fun!

   * Another historical figure who should be killed: Fourier. @*%# him and his stupid transform.

   * If you combined football and hockey that has the potential to be the coolest, manliest sport ever.

9. MarkoMancuso says:
   November 24th, 2009 at 11:21 am

   Ernie, your last thought is interesting and very, very true. Jim Brown would have been a great fockey player.

10. Son of Bob says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Well, whenever you have no idea what’s going on, just do as our president does: bow before whomever’s standing in front of you at that moment – the more evil, the better.

11. MarkoMancuso says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    We’d have to change some of the rules, of course. No penalty for fighting. Fighting is plenty sportsmanlike as long as there’s no sucker punching.

12. Ussjimmycarter says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Sucker punchin is for punchin Suckers! Jimmy could give them Nancing lessons!

13. Jimmy says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Well, I would bow to Son of Bob, but not with ussjimmycarter behind me! Nance, nance, nance, 1, 2, 3… Punch!

14. IH8Socialist says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    lets see if I can do this “Random Thoughts” thing……..
    *Obama talks but say nothing
    *liberals, democrats, hippies, commies, socialist, Obama=POO!!!
    *I say today shall henceforth be know as “National Punch a Hippie Day”.

15. DesertElephant says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Ernie,

    I already tried that and failed. Bring something stronger than Polio when you try.

16. IH8Socialist says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    “Random Thoughts”
    There once was an Obama from Nantucket, he always got his head stuck in a bucket….

17. Formerly known as Skeptic says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Oh noes, Frank is stuck in organized thought mode. Quick, somebody give him a thump on the noggin.

18. storm1911 says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    * You know Iron Chef has jumped the shark when it goes to the BHO White House. Arugula battle?

    * I miss Reagan I really do.

    * The terrorists should NOT be giwen the death penalty. Sentance them to life in a south Georgia jail with a roomate named Bubba who thinks Deliverance is a romane movie. If that doesn;t serve, then fry ‘em.

19. silaS marreD says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    I thought it would be fun to program a “random thought generator” so I wrote one in C#. Here are some of the jokes it came up with:

    bc3c3d54-4a7f-407d-a2e6-be7bf5641469
    f61e001b-5e70-4be0-88dc-e9b52b365a99

    and my favorite:
    c8f6dfe2-594f-43d0-b389-9267d0f5f0d0

    LOL!!!!1!!! Let me know if you want the source code.

20. 4 of 7 says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    A teritz in Iraq was recently captured by a Navy SEAL team.
    This fellow tortured, mutilated, and burned 4 members of of an American security organization, leaving 2 of their bodies hanging from a bridge.
    He claims that members of the SEAL team “punched him” after he was captured.
    Now members of that SEAL team are facing courtmarshal charges of “Assault”.
    This punk should kiss their feet in gratitude that they let him keep all the appendages he was born with.
    I guess from now on every Squad of our warriors will have to drag along a lawyer or ‘Political Correctness’ officer to ensure every enemy combatant get his precious rights protected.
    If they can’t keep up we could always strap them on the back of one of those little combat robots (the ones that do double-duty as bomb sniffers).
    Or we could just set up a branch of the ACLU in Afghanistan, so they could do for them what they’ve done for us.

21. Capitalist_B says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    a good psuedorandom thought generator is a sleep deprivation chamber, especially if the deprivation is accomplished via gaseous caffeine, but please, please don’t do that to somebody you love!

    If you’re going to opensource your code, it helps if you aren’t using a proprietary language — I’m looking at you, Mr. hex-joke

    The measure of good taste in a humor blog is whether it makes a valid point or you could just s/(Republican|Bush)/(Democract|Obama)/g or vice-versa to change sides

    Wouldn’t it be cool if you could just put a metacharacter for “verb” or “noun” into s///g constructs and swap verbs for nouns the way I’m trying to swap liberal and conservative terms above?

    s/stupidity/genius/g;

    s/pattern/randomness/g;

    hmmm, my comments are ceasing to be random.

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