New Moon is just a ripoff of Teen Wolf.
Palin seems unelectable, but I thought Hillary was unelectable and warmed up to her in 2008.
All of Palin’s faults are known, and that’s actually an advantage in some ways.
Great way to try the terrorists: If their face can stop a bullet, they’re not guilty.
I’m still not sure what “smokehouse” almonds are, but I know I must consume them throughout the day to be productive.
Things I will pay higher taxes for: Getting military proper support overseas. Things I will not pay higher taxes for: Anything else.
Real cause of global warming: Scientist yelling, “I believe in global warming!” and clapping their hands.
A great way to protest the Vs would be to wear V for Vendetta masks… or would that be showing support?
Navy SEALs should not punch terrorists in the face unless they put it on YouTube.