Random Thoughts
Does Obama use the teleprompter to know what to say or does the teleprompter use Obama to give itself voice?
My wife watches Red Eye every day; it’s her Oprah.
I bought my wife a car, so she let me get one of those extra big Reese’s peanut butter cups.
Does Google Wave have a “Getting Started” or a “What the Hell Is This?”? More pages should have a WTHIT.
I think Google Wave is supposed to be the next e-mail or something except I don’t remember being confused about what e-mail did.
In real life, I bet John Lithgow could beat up Sylvester Stallone.
The difference between climate change science and sorcery is sorcery doesn’t try to the fix the peer preview process.
There are also other differences if I’m being completely honest.
I trust science. I distrust scientists. Though, scientists were made by science according to scientists’ science.
I trust ice cream.
To help combat faulty science, stores should check that someone has a PhD before selling him a white lab coat.
Looks like the USPS lost my last shipment of comic books. I think we can now safely say that Obama’s federal government is a failure. Say what you want about Bush, he made the comic books come on time.
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November 30th, 2009 at 9:43 am
my random thought…was the POTUS photoshopped into the United Way commercial? enquiring minds want to know.
November 30th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Hippies are passe. Punch a scientist! Goddam it feels good to punch a scientist.
November 30th, 2009 at 10:03 am
The former. Machines are brutally logical.
Tom Clancy hasn’t written any novels featuring sorcerers attempting to destroy humanity.
November 30th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Or maybe he *is* a photo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rj_zCsOkJg
November 30th, 2009 at 10:34 am
I bought my wife a car, so she let me get one of those extra big Reese’s peanut butter cups.
You drive a hard bargain, Frank. With most of the married guys I know, that sentence would have read “I bought my wife a car, so she didn’t make my life a living hell.”
November 30th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Here’s my random thought…..Giving pardons to murderers and rapists and other criminals ain’t necessarily a good idea, especially if you have presidential aspirations, Mike Huckabee, Lookin’ Less Presidential, Arkansas
November 30th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Climate science is much like the former Soviet Union. You have to be a true believer (Communist), be accepted into a limited club (Communist Party), and you have a near monopoly on information (Pravda).
November 30th, 2009 at 11:44 am
About half the ‘scientists’ out their are big babies with insecurity complexes fed by overblown egos. (Or maybe overblown egos fed by insecurity complexes.)
The other half are incredibly dedicated to a lifetime of pursuit.
November 30th, 2009 at 11:47 am
some scientist are like hippies and need a good punching.
November 30th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Frank J.’S Wife: I got this extra big Reese’s peanut butter cup
for my husband.
7/11 Clerk: Nice trade, Ma’am !
November 30th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Sorcerers have a better track record at predicting the future than climate changeling Science!-tists
November 30th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Ice cream will never lie to you, unlike Gore-bull Warmists
November 30th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
The White House had some surplus lab coats leftover from the last, ‘Doctors-for-ObamaCare’ Photo-op, and let Al Gore disperse them to his minion.
November 30th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
If I were married to your lovely bride she would be driving her own brand new 600hp Corvette with head’s up display!!!
November 30th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
The USPS stole Frank’s comic books for not bowing to Teh One. Plus they might find a plausable scheme for global warming in one.
November 30th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Gutfeld is sooo much better than Oprah, there’s no comparison. His weight doesn’t fluctuate nearly as much even when he talks about it…
How long until you’re on the show?? Inquiring minds want to know.
November 30th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
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November 30th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I trusted ice cream too — until it betrayed me with lactose intolerance. Yesterday I saw a younger woman walking into my old ice cream parlor. It hurts.
November 30th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Trust me:
The check’s in the mail
This won’t hurt a bit
I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you
I won’t XXX in your XXXXX
November 30th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Four frickin’ days off and this is all you could come up with. Dude, I want my money back….
November 30th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
“I bought my wife a car, so she let me get one of those extra big Reese’s peanut butter cups.”
But, will she let you eat it in her new car?
December 1st, 2009 at 11:06 am
Red Eye is the sh!t and John Lithgow is in every way more awesome than Sylvester Stallone (although accepting a role in Kinsey made me lose respect for him).
December 1st, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Frank: Please investigate the insidious nature of all that is Google….. when I visit the Beta page of Google Wave, there is conspicuously no “WTHIS” link, although there is a link titled “When to use Google Wave”, which leads to a page that just says “uhhhhh, never”. I was quite alarmed to see a link entitled “Federation Protocol (droid)” and I am now scared that the future is here to kill us. Nothing good can come of a Federation Protocol- of this I am certain, even though I audibly exclaimed “WTHIS!” when I read it. Also, please comment on the emerging theology that the AntiChrist is in fact a collective, like, say the Borg and/or Google, and if so, how to use Science! to combat it.
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:23 am
I John 2:18-19
“Dear children, this is the last hour; and as you have heard that the antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come. This is how we know it is the last hour. They went out from us, but they did not really belong to us. For if they had belonged to us, they would have remained with us; but their going showed that none of them belonged to us.”
In these verses ‘antichrists’ seems to be a synonym for people who’ve lost or abandoned their faith. There’s certainly more than one of those these days, so in that sense, antichrist Could be a collective.
I don’t think Science! can help us there.
Jesus healed a man with a withered hand in front of a group of Pharisees on the Sabbath, and they promptly went out and plotted how they could kill him. (Mark 3:1-6).
To those with ‘stubborn hearts’ even Seeing does not equal Believing.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
4of7…..good explanation, but the problem is it’s a good explanation that ruins my joke. i’m calling the borg on you. we should start a thread somewhere on whether someone can lose their faith! also, i should clarify…..i want to use Science! to combat google, not the unbeliever- they’re already f’ed. to give me adequate insight into your post, please explain the meaning of ’4of7′, and it better not be that you’re a middle child!
December 5th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Sorry for spoiling your joke.
Don’t Phase me, Bro!
I once saw a novelty lighter printed with the slogan: 4 of the 7 voices in my head say, “Don’t shoot!”
It seemed appropriate at the time.