Does Obama use the teleprompter to know what to say or does the teleprompter use Obama to give itself voice?
My wife watches Red Eye every day; it’s her Oprah.
I bought my wife a car, so she let me get one of those extra big Reese’s peanut butter cups.
Does Google Wave have a “Getting Started” or a “What the Hell Is This?”? More pages should have a WTHIT.
I think Google Wave is supposed to be the next e-mail or something except I don’t remember being confused about what e-mail did.
In real life, I bet John Lithgow could beat up Sylvester Stallone.
The difference between climate change science and sorcery is sorcery doesn’t try to the fix the peer preview process.
There are also other differences if I’m being completely honest.
I trust science. I distrust scientists. Though, scientists were made by science according to scientists’ science.
I trust ice cream.
To help combat faulty science, stores should check that someone has a PhD before selling him a white lab coat.
Looks like the USPS lost my last shipment of comic books. I think we can now safely say that Obama’s federal government is a failure. Say what you want about Bush, he made the comic books come on time.