The New Apocalypse

Hugo Chavez is teaming with Cubans to bomb clouds. The Chinese did something similar to get their first snow fall. Added to this, it’s an actual scientific theory that time-traveling birds are sabotaging the Large Hadron Collider. So basically we have Communists controlling the weather and time-traveling birds sabotaging our equipment. It kinda looks like we’re headed towards some sort of apocalypse scenario that science fiction authors never predicted — one that doesn’t involve apes or robots.

So heads up.

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  1. I have a plan to bomb clouds over DC with time traveling birds. We cause 40 days and nights of rain and all the pols are washed out to sea to drown; good for the country and we can never be convicted!! Since our children send them from the future they can’t be charged with a crime that occurred before they were born! Brillance!!

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  2. What the story didn’t tell you was that yugo chevez borrowed the entire cuban airforce. Both crop duster are flyable but the dc1 will have to be towed to get it airborne.
    I found it ironic that a hippie commands his minions to take 3 minute showers. Like they are in there that long.

    But don’t melting icecaps make water?

    Uh huh, communism good, capitalism bad.

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  3. I’m wondering if the time-travelling birds were actually trying to stop the commies from messing with the weather.

    The weather matters more to birds than does the LHC. But, I’m thinking the birds missed their target. I mean, they’re birds. They forgot to account for the rotation of the earth, and ended up bombing the LHC instead of the weather commies.

    Stupid birds.

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  4. “Hugo Chavez is teaming with Cubans to bomb clouds.”

    Obama immediately apologized to both Chavez and Castro for the existence of the clouds, stating that the clouds were a result of selfish, arrogant Americans.

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  5. Rev. 16:21
    “and great hailstones, heavy as a hundredweight, dropped on men from heaven, till men cursed God for the plague of the hail, so fearful was the plague.”

    Dang Chinese! They screw with the clouds and God gets the blame!

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