Comments on: The New Apocalypse

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:18:17 +0000

Rev. 16:21
“and great hailstones, heavy as a hundredweight, dropped on men from heaven, till men cursed God for the plague of the hail, so fearful was the plague.”

Dang Chinese! They screw with the clouds and God gets the blame!

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:08:47 +0000

“Hugo Chavez is teaming with Cubans to bomb clouds.”

Obama immediately apologized to both Chavez and Castro for the existence of the clouds, stating that the clouds were a result of selfish, arrogant Americans.

By: nightfly

nightfly — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:32:29 +0000

I’ve never been much of a praying man, but…. Doctor Who, save us!

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:17:24 +0000

I knew it! Higgs bosson has finally snapped and this is only the beginning!

By: txlewis

txlewis — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:02:42 +0000

bwahahaha up is down and left is wrong.

By: Basil

Basil — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:27:09 +0000

I’m wondering if the time-travelling birds were actually trying to stop the commies from messing with the weather.

The weather matters more to birds than does the LHC. But, I’m thinking the birds missed their target. I mean, they’re birds. They forgot to account for the rotation of the earth, and ended up bombing the LHC instead of the weather commies.

Stupid birds.

By: Merlin

Merlin — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:08:47 +0000

What?! You evil rottweillers exed my post!! Exactly what did I do wrong here??

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:16:40 +0000

Never mind all that boring stuff, we now have metal that withstands million degree heat!! I'm not sure how they turned it into metal in the first place since everyone knows fire doesn't melt steel but if Al Gore says the center of the Earth is hotter than the sun, it must be true!

By: MDr

MDr — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:42:37 +0000

Railguns? Isn’t that what the Dims are going to “ride” out of town, appropriately attired in tar & feathers? Feathers? Time-traveling birds? A cosmic confluence?

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:22:21 +0000

Hugo Chavez is teaming with Cubans to bomb clouds.

Oh noes! The commies can blow holes in steam.

Obama surrenders in 3, 2, 1 …

By: razed by mice

razed by mice — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:09:52 +0000

The “reverse causal chain” of this experiment trained a bird to bomb baguettes on the collider?

More fine stuff brought to you by the liberal media “elite.”

By: Krispy

Krispy — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:54:35 +0000

China controlling the weather. Time traveling birds. The world has turned into a godamn Kurt Vonnegut novel.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:48:14 +0000

What the story didn’t tell you was that yugo chevez borrowed the entire cuban airforce. Both crop duster are flyable but the dc1 will have to be towed to get it airborne.
I found it ironic that a hippie commands his minions to take 3 minute showers. Like they are in there that long.

But don’t melting icecaps make water?

Uh huh, communism good, capitalism bad.

By: Merlin

Merlin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:46:15 +0000

I have a plan to bomb clouds over DC with time traveling birds. We cause 40 days and nights of rain and all the pols are washed out to sea to drown; good for the country and we can never be convicted!! Since our children send them from the future they can’t be charged with a crime that occurred before they were born! Brillance!!

By: Nunya

Nunya — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:36:28 +0000

one that doesn’t involve apes or robots

Ah, but there’s always the possibility of robotic apes!

By: Rickur

Rickur — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:06:33 +0000

Watch out for the Robert Byrds. They pop up once in while and have done so for the past 100 years!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:22:25 +0000

An Eastern Bluebird sneered at me yesterday.