Comments on: The Right-Wing Super Awesome Fun Party of Fun Update

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:44:37 +0000

Moderate Democrats would not venture out of the back bedroom of their mommies trailer home long enough to attend. We could setup a live blog so they could watch…

By: PammyV

PammyV — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:34:04 +0000

But if we can’t get Crowder, I’ll settle for chowder.

By: PammyV

PammyV — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:33:36 +0000

Crowder!!!! We need Crowder!

By: shiggz

shiggz — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:47:22 +0000

I was thinking may be we could invite moderate democrats. My brain then asked, “is there such thing as moderate democrats”? Which i responded of course there are for 1-2 months every election year. So if we plan it around then there should be plenty of blue dogs to come along.

Then the soul of Mark Steyn (Which i captured after combing his hotel bedsheets and then using new-age voodoo to bind his soul to a He-Man action figure i had laying about) Anyway so then Mark Steyn AKA plastic He-Man said to me a blue-dog is just a yellow dog holding its breath for more money. So i am not sure where the group of us landed on inviting any “conservative” democrats to this party. But GI Joe’nah Goldberg thinks it worth a try.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:24:08 +0000

Will there be hippie water boarding?

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:23:20 +0000

will get tours of Dick Cheney’s Death Star?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:10:51 +0000

I think there ought to be a list of publicly invited guests for us peons to hear speak and shake hands with:

Current or Ex-Politicians:

Fred Thompson
Duncan Hunter
John Bolton
Alan Simpson (is he still around?)
Sarah Palin
Bobby Jindal

Famous Conservatives:

Fred Thompson
Michelle Malkin
Mary Katherine Ham
Ann Coulter
Rush Limbaugh
Zo

Talk show hosts:

Fred Thompson
Laura Ingraham
Mark Levin
Rush Limbaugh

Thinkers / philosophizers:

Fred Thompson
Frank J.
Harvey
Basil
Socrates
Ace (Oh. Wait. It’s his idea.)

In other words, Fred Thompson !

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:57:42 +0000

NO matter what you call it…… IT BETTER END WITH “& GUN SHOW”

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:56:18 +0000

I think the other sponsorship that would really really eff em up would be to contact a company now known as Xe…(but we all know and luv them by the name of “Sooper Evul Mercenary Killers without mercy…..BLACKWATER!”

Gotta come up with a name for the event…..how bout “The IMAO stolen idea, made recockulosy huge, Right Wing blog Good Time Jamboree & Gun Show”.

By: Ed Flinn

Ed Flinn — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:47:42 +0000

Charles Johnson will yell at everyone that they’re a crazy extremist to goad them into trying to dunk him. $5 for three shots

It won’t help the bottom line if he can’t be convinced to stop doing it for free.

By: Nunya

Nunya — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:07:07 +0000

You had me at absolutely everything about this conference/party to make liberals heads explode. The Halliburton sponsorship to that end is brilliant.

Other possible sponsors:

Chik-Fil-A (always closed on Sunday)
Walmart
Honda (non-union automaker)
Smith & Wesson, Winchester, etc
American Beef Council
Dept of Defense

By: cjtony97

cjtony97 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:44:48 +0000

Gonna have to do some fast talkin’ to the little lady. I think I can convince her it’s a big tea party.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:39:30 +0000

Ed, I’ll be satisfied when you and Harvey are seen together which will forever debunk the “Frank’s multiple personalities” theory of IMAO Science!

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:38:42 +0000

Maybe this would be a better description: It’s in Vegas!

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:37:01 +0000

I could have suggested that we allow Hillary and Janet to just have their way with you and have a Jimmy Sandwich! But that would just be wrong! We are conservatives after all…

By: Basil

Basil — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:35:04 +0000

Jimmy: As best I can tell, Frank’s description fits. Or maybe a big family reunion of people you’ve never met.

By: MDr

MDr — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:24:26 +0000

“A Charles Johnson dunking booth. ”

I’d double down (Vegas afterall) and make it water boarding.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:47:02 +0000

I still haven’t figured out what “The Right-Wing Super Awesome Fun Party of Fun” is going to be about! Really. A conference? A trade show with crazy conservative exhibits / booths ? A comedic roast with lots of speeches? An alcoholic’s dream fest of craziness and debauchery ? A chance to find out what Harvey really looks like?

But I do know what ussjimmycarter wants. He wants to hang-up Janet Reno’s and Hillary Clinton’s skivy shorts in his private hall of victory. But little does he know what’s in them!! (Oh, lord, the protrusions!)

[It's a well established fact that Harvey looks like the father from Family Ties. -Ed.]

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:38:22 +0000

Just make sure your coal burner uses real coal and not that sissy “low-sulfur” crap.

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:32:54 +0000

We need to show that we conservatives can take a joke! I nominate Jimmy! We rent a suite and get Jimmy to start on the shooters of Jack Daniels. When he goes down we tape his nose shut (say aha, Jimmy) then we hire Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno to Tea Bag him. We film it for fun times later of course!

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:31:55 +0000

I’m getting a new submarine for Christmas! If I don’t like your party, Frank, I’ll use it to nuke you.

By: Keith

Keith — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:26:02 +0000

“Who really likes Christmas anyway?” Whiskey-tango-foxtrot, Frank, Santa is bringing me a Steyr Scout .308 for Christmas this year. Are YOU going to get it for me instead, Frank???? Do you WANT to piss Santa off – especially now that you know Santa’s packing heat?