Comments on: Things That Count As Creating Or Saving A Job

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:57:58 +0000

Not deciding to never start your own company someday now counts as saving a job.

By: Groucho Max

Groucho Max — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:17:17 +0000

Can someone please “create or save” a job that involves ridding the internet of all Nancy Peolsi pictures? Even at Halloween this sorta thing is way too scary for the general public.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:45:54 +0000

Halloween candy distributors at the White House.

Trainors for the Halloween candy distributors at the White House.

Authors for the 1,000 page instruction manuel for Halloween candy distributors at the White House.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:42:43 +0000

Job Created – Tree Mourning Brigade (OR)
Jobs Created – Department of Giving Us Some More Damned Money and Maybe A New Car (LA)
Jobs Created – Research Project On Mating Habits for Money of North American Fudge Packers Union (MA – Barney Frank’s House)

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:26:08 +0000

Jobs created: Gov,t. Commission to find out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop
Fact checkers for SNL skits
Search and Rescue Teams to find Higgs Boson
ACORN Investigative Sting Operations
Jobs Saved: U.S. House And Senate Members that voted against the Bailouts, Stimulus, Cap and Tax, Cash-For-Clunkers, ObamaCare

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:49:55 +0000

* Recycling belly button fuzz into doggy sweaters for homeless dogs.

* Residential storm drain clean-out program traffic sign holders – shovel-ready.

* Adopt a neighborhood 24-hour cry-in-your-beer designated drivers.

* Underprivileged gangsta rappa youth core dumpster recycling and garbage police cadet training.

* Windows 98 and ME computer recycling to elderly first-time computer users – working or not in most cases.

By: hiya24

hiya24 — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:22:21 +0000

I think Nancy lost more then once…

By: MDr

MDr — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:21:40 +0000

Saved job – hitting the tip jar at HoPro M (media) street ho/pro

New job – Oracles/transcendentalmetaphysicaloutbeyondyouranusracehustlingmarxiststooges
to decipher PelosiCare for Drs & hospitals

Saved job – diverting AssCORN ballot stuffers to new/saved job creative writers

New job – final arbiter to decide if $ spent was new or saved – wasted not an option.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:08:28 +0000

Commenting on DKos?

By: MDr

MDr — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:35:12 +0000

Hiring extra Capital police to lock committee rooms

Hiring extra security to keep the great unwashed out of Nanzi’s proclamations

Passing net fairness regs so more “monitors” are needed

Creating new agency to make sure those light bulbs get changed

By: Guffy Conservative

Guffy Conservative — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:28:45 +0000

Passing a stimulus bill that gives the media something to report about.

Giving accountants more work.

Paying kickbacks to lobbyists.

Hiring shrinks to deal with the post-NY photo op trauma.

Hiring a lawyer to find a loophole allowing ACORN to put a price on O’Keefe and Giles.

By: MoogieP

MoogieP — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:08:15 +0000

*eating all the leftover Halloween candy, then participating in a diabetes screening paid for by “Consumer Option” health insurance.