Comments on: Three Billy Goats Gruff

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:31:30 +0000

The troll is obviously Andrew Sullivan in Frank’s world you sillies! The Billy Goat Gruff’s are Republicans selling each other out! The big Billie Goat Gruff is Michael Steele. The Russian Mafia is Sarah Palin.

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:46:03 +0000

#15 – Eric,
“The troll is the joos.” (sigh)

I wish you hadn’t gone there.
But to follow your analysis, if the little billy goat is America and the middle sized billy goat is Christianity, then the Big Billy Goat Gruff must be God – and God hasn’t crossed the bridge yet.
And the story’s not over until He says it is.

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:16:26 +0000

Simple.
The troll is the joos.
The Russian mafia is mooslims.
The other two biilly goats are America and Christianity.
Say goodbye to freedom, liberty, and independence, it’s already been pissed away.

By: Anna

Anna — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:50:40 +0000

best. post. ever.

By: island girl

island girl — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:30:30 +0000

Having read so much toxic giberjab on another blog of serial trolls, I found this story perfectly delightful and I chuckled to myself – and may the same fate meet each and every troll along the way !

By: Scott in OC

Scott in OC — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:18:55 +0000

I love the Billy Goats Gruff!! That was seriously my FAVE STORY when I was about 4 years old! And your version is just a sweet and poignant as I remembered; it helped me to recapture a moment of childhood innocence that I assumed long last. Thanks for sharing. I will have sweet dreams tonight of Billy Goats, rickety bridges, and lard-ass idiot trolls getting pwnded by the Russian mafia.

By: Paula M.

Paula M. — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:06:33 +0000

Did the troll ululate before he died?

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:55:03 +0000

Truly inspired, Frank. It’s way better than the version in the Politically Correct Bedtime Stories.

Hmm, that makes me think. Somebody (Frank) ought to write a Conservatively Correct Bedtime Stories book.

By: MDr

MDr — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:01:20 +0000

My initial “take” was too scary to contemplate, so I summarily rejected it. Three politicos, heading to the Hill/Capital, to get fat at the public trough. An ogre testing/keeping them at bay (the limited voice of the right). So far, so good. The ogre/troll, in this case good guy, being gutted by ???????

By: Cactus

Cactus — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:24:42 +0000

This tale was…uh…teh disturbing.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:09:48 +0000

The real moral of the story is: Cheetos leave nasty residue.

By: blarg

blarg — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:01:03 +0000

so the moral of the story is…

…

don’t eat….no…

don’t cross bridges that….no….

don’t piss of your friends or they’ll develop telekenetic powers and destroy Tokyo? No..that’s Akira…

…

goats = teh suck and will throw each other under the bus at the first sign of trouble?

that’s the best I can come up with.

By: shiggz

shiggz — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:40:06 +0000

Clever.
I anxiously await your retelling of Tikkitikkitembonosarembocharibariruchipipperipembo who fell into the well and almost drowned because his pang(?) brother took so long to tell the village people because of his great long name that all Japanese thereafter decided to name their children small short names. Yes its a real story and its Hilarius.

http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/tikki.html

http://www.amazon.com/Tikki-Tembo-Arlene-Mosel/dp/0805006621

Its a great story for modern people with hyphenated names and identities.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:28:37 +0000

RON PAUL.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:11:39 +0000

Yeah, but with no head stuffin’, ussjc.

A morbidly obese troll… My first thought was Michael Moore. But then I got to thinking about “fingertips caked in neon orange powdered cheese.” You’ve used that before. Hmmm. I need more clues because, apparently, I’m clueless.

By: TerribleTroy

TerribleTroy — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:10:14 +0000

And the moral of the story??

Dont eff with de russky mobsky?

Dont live under a bridge??

What ? I dont get it???

By: Ussjimmycarter

Ussjimmycarter — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:59:11 +0000

Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! Super awesome funny with guttin, teh gehs and retards! It doesn’t get any better!

By: MDr

MDr — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:58:12 +0000

An allegory for non-belivers/non-liberals trying to get back their government, hindered by a MSM/WH/Soros/etc hydra, eventually defeated by Sarahcuda? Hmmmm. Otta tell Carl’s Jr about this.