What If Obama Was President in 1989

Posted on November 5, 2009 3:02 pm

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15 Responses to “What If Obama Was President in 1989”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    Why is this not filed under “sad but true”?

  2. Sgt Relic says:

    I can see it happening.

  3. innominatus says:

    Where’s the teleprompter?

  4. Ernie Loco says:

    Yeah, this unfortunately very believable.

  5. Plentyobailouts says:

    the classless disgrace would say please.

  6. Jimmy says:

    Ain’t that the truth, Harvey – and Mr. Rutman !

  7. Nunya says:

    5 stars for this post, Frnak.

    And not only would he repair the Berlin Wall, he’d make multiple generations of Americans pay for it to the tune of a couple tril.

  8. Veeshir says:

    The worst part?
    He would have bailed out the USSR.

  9. Revernd Idaho Spud says:

    Those that fled should have bled. The crimes committed against The German Democratic Republic shall not be forgotten and will not go unpunished!

  10. Paul says:

    He would’ve. What a pansy.

  11. Terry_Jim says:

    Obama is planning to travel to Berlin when the wall is rebuilt.

  12. Lost My Cookies says:

    Seriously now. c’mon. In 1989 Obama would be rockin’ a nice, neat hi-top fade and a kente cloth tie.

  13. Creem O Weet Rastus says:

    “In 1989 Obama would be rockin’ a nice, neat hi-top fade”

    Hightop fade?

    Naaaah, G-Bam would rule the Jheri-Curl like a fiend and sport break-dance gear and go nowheres without his long roll of cardboard!

  14. Frank says:

    I don’t think this would have msde any difference since it was Mr. Gorbachev who was responsible for the tearing down of the wall and for the Russia voluntarily releasing all of the Eastern European countries. Obama, Reagan all the same.

  15. Dohtimes says:

    All those future grandchildren paying his bills would be having children whose children will be paying his bills by now. And Mexico would have built a wall to keep us out. Of course catching a leaky boat to Haiti to get that tumor treated would be considered a nice vacation and taxed heavily.

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