Comments on: Brand New Effects of Global Warming Claimed by Copenhagen

By: Alan K. Henderson

Alan K. Henderson — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:09:32 +0000

The University of Texas will have to adopt a more burnt shade of burnt orange as its school color.

By: Basil

Basil — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:57:43 +0000

Global Warming will cause non-BCS teams to play in BCS bowls. Mark my words!

By: Alan K. Henderson

Alan K. Henderson — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:59:22 +0000

Since AGW is booming the cat population, I wonder if the "A" should stand for Alf.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:40:33 +0000

* People will keep referring to AGW as Anthropomorphic, rather than Anthropogenic.

By: Varun

Varun — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:48:46 +0000

The rashes on ass are heavily increased!!!

By: Alan K. Henderson

Alan K. Henderson — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:59:31 +0000

The polar bears are adapting to AGW.

http://www.slagoon.com/charactr/thornton.html

AGW will kill off most of humanity. Somewhere in his basement, Paul Ehrlich as a “Mission Accomplished” banner waiting to be hoisted by the surviving Malthusians when that goal is met.

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:44:57 +0000

Global warming denying snuff-dippers reject Copenhagen, switch to Skoal.

By: 50Cal

50Cal — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:54:19 +0000

The paint we pay bureaucrats to watch dry is drying faster!

By: Wacky Hermit

Wacky Hermit — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:41:29 +0000

You don’t want to know what happens when the rabbits start taking partial derivatives and doing fast Fourier transforms.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:27:38 +0000

* Al Gore is thinking seriously of returning to Divinity School (run by Barack Hosanna).

By: MDr

MDr — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:14:04 +0000

Ear “hair” growth is exploding

Mid-day temperatures are so high, more and more people need a siesta

Dehydration is becoming so acute in diary cows, they’re produce cheese whiz rather than milk

An egg can actually be fried now, on top of Waxman’s head

The human race will become extinct as testicular temps raise and spermatozoa die

By: marvin

marvin — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:43:04 +0000

It will be so much warmer, that the coat and scarf industries will collapse, thus leading to an even worse economy.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:42:08 +0000

Anthropomorphic Global Warming is Changing Al Gore into ManBearPig
AGW is causing environmentalists to come to Copenhagen in Private Jets and Limosines.
AGW is responsible for Sudden Jihad Syndrome
AGW is responsible for Atlantis being sunken even further into the sea.

By: rayfan87

rayfan87 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:38:48 +0000

“Nancy Pelosi’s face will melt”
I thought only the Arc of the Covanant could do that.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:03:47 +0000

*Global warming will make Steven Speilburg and George Lucas produce a movie that doesn’t suck.

*It’s so hot the hair plugs will melt out of Biden’s head, and Nancy Pelosi’s face will melt.

*The shrimp will be caught pre-boiled. Yummy.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:54:21 +0000

* Global Warming scientists are beginning to crap pure carbon ~~nanotubes~~ macrotubes.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:29:09 +0000

In case there was any doubt these people are completely nuts:

“Does a fish have carbon foot print? The answer is yes – and if you want to eat a climate friendly fish trout would be a good option.

A new report from AgroTech shows that the Global Warming Potential (GWP) from the production of smoked trout fillets lies at the low end of the scale.”

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:16:03 +0000

The world could suffer catastrophic climate change even if there is a deal at Copenhagen, scientists have warned. O_O

The U.N. estimates the 12-day conference will create 40,584 tons of carbon dioxide equivalents…..

All I know is, a mere 8 hours ago it was 29 degrees and now it’s 37, that’s pretty catastrophic, how will the snow survive??? Obviously these people are right about everything just like they were in the 70s when they invented CO2 to save us from the ice age, their only mistake was they made too much so now the solution is to bankrupt the world to fix it. You deniers are just jealous of the really smart people.

By: JavelinaBomb

JavelinaBomb — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:37:22 +0000

Puxatawney Phil will now signal 6 more weeks of winter by sticking his paw out and giving everyone the finger.

The swallows will not return to Capistrano, but will instead head to Vegas for the shrimp cocktails.

By: General_Buck_Turgidson

General_Buck_Turgidson — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:06:44 +0000

All moon nuking to be put on hold indefinitely.

Cause, you know…nukes create heat, and stuff.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:28:05 +0000

* Causing more and more Americans to buy ammo, cling to bibles, march in tea party protests and want to throw the bums out.

(Hmmm. These might only be related to the claim of global warming. If that’s true, then if the claims of global warming were to decrease, so would these symptoms – a testable hypothesis!! We’ll start by throwing the bums out.)

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:23:28 +0000

Rain storms are expected to raise their prices.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:15:21 +0000

Less football and hockey, more ghey soccer and boring baseball.

The horror. The horror.