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Frank Advice for Life

Posted by Frank J. on December 2, 2009 at 3:02 pm

No matter where you go in life, never forget where you came from. This is especially useful in finding your car.

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19 Responses to “Frank Advice for Life”

MDr says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
“No matter where you go in life, never forget” someone may have been there before you. Unless of course you invented the internet or discovered the Love Canal. Reminds me. Does the Goracle have children?
Rick says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Reported my car stolen once – then I remembered where I parked – Where is Frank advice when you need it most?
Live Free Or Die says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Your mom called, she sounded pretty mad.
Jimmy says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I know where I came from, Frank. It’s where I’m going that scares me. “That is the sound of inevitability.”
DesertElephant says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:31 pm
MDr, yes he does. There was a news story in the run up to Bush’s 2nd term, I believe, when gore’s whacked out offspring was pulled over for criminal speeding. He was hopped up out of his mind whilst driving a Prius.
Plentyobailouts says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I never forget where I parked my car. I just can’t remeber where the keys are.
MDr says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
DesertElephant

If paternity can be established, then I’ll concede, the Goracle, did find “a” love canal, once. The fact that his alleged offspring is whacked out is presumptive, but not depositive evidence.
Lily says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
It also helps you to remember where you were sitting in the theater so you don’t get a black eye when you come back from getting a popcorn refill and ask the wrong wife, “Hey, you want some of this?”
Jimmy says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Speaking of coming and going, where’s Harvey? I keep asking this.
4 of 7 says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Harvey said he was taking time off for Thanksgiving.
I guess he’s determined not to return until all the leftovers are gone.
I still have enough turkey/greenbean/mashed potatoes/cornbread dressing/Ritz cracker casserole left for lunch tomorrow; then I get to eat ‘New’ food again!
Terry_Jim says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Good advice.
Here’s a helpful navigational hint a
North Dakotan friend of mine gave me:
‘Wherever you go, there you are.’
Crusty says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:21 am
I remember where I came from. The stork brought me.
MarkoMancuso says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:31 am
There’s a Ted Kennedy joke somewhere in here.
Jimmy says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 am
Marko, in that particular case, Mr. Kennedy came from a swamp where he parked his car and thoughtfully kissed his date good night..
ussjimmycarter says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 5:14 am
Back in my drinking days I flew into Chicago once and rented a White Ford Taurus. Picked up my buddy and we drank until 3:30AM. When we got up and went to the hotel parking lot to drive to the airport there were about 200 white Ford Tauruses. I called it in stolen and took a cab to the airport…
redshirt says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:24 am
WHITE FLAG

why haven’t we seen a photo of Obama waving a white flag?
Eric says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:10 am
C’mon people how simple is it. No one has ever seen a car in a parking lot with a soda can on the antenna? I’ve been slipping a can, or a cup over my antenna for 25 years in big parking lots, never lost the car yet. Duh!
storm1911 says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:26 am
I’m a land surveyor. We never get lost, only mis-placed

Had a freind ask me , before a week long hike, if I knew how to read a map. I told him I did know how to read maps. I only draw them for a living.

I am convinced parking lots are black holes for cars. Park in one and never find your car again. Unless you use GPS and landsat.
Son of Bob says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 11:02 pm
“No matter where you go in life, never forget where you came from. This is especially useful in finding your car.”

If you run out of the house with no shoes, jump into your car, and run it into a tree, people will remind you where you parked your car for days…maybe weeks.