Comments on: Frank Advice for Life

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:02:51 +0000

“No matter where you go in life, never forget where you came from. This is especially useful in finding your car.”

If you run out of the house with no shoes, jump into your car, and run it into a tree, people will remind you where you parked your car for days…maybe weeks.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:26:48 +0000

I’m a land surveyor. We never get lost, only mis-placed

Had a freind ask me , before a week long hike, if I knew how to read a map. I told him I did know how to read maps. I only draw them for a living.

I am convinced parking lots are black holes for cars. Park in one and never find your car again. Unless you use GPS and landsat.

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:10:28 +0000

C’mon people how simple is it. No one has ever seen a car in a parking lot with a soda can on the antenna? I’ve been slipping a can, or a cup over my antenna for 25 years in big parking lots, never lost the car yet. Duh!

By: redshirt

redshirt — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:24:56 +0000

WHITE FLAG

why haven’t we seen a photo of Obama waving a white flag?

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:14:50 +0000

Back in my drinking days I flew into Chicago once and rented a White Ford Taurus. Picked up my buddy and we drank until 3:30AM. When we got up and went to the hotel parking lot to drive to the airport there were about 200 white Ford Tauruses. I called it in stolen and took a cab to the airport…

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:44:10 +0000

Marko, in that particular case, Mr. Kennedy came from a swamp where he parked his car and thoughtfully kissed his date good night..

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:31:25 +0000

There’s a Ted Kennedy joke somewhere in here.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:21:29 +0000

I remember where I came from. The stork brought me.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:47:48 +0000

Good advice.
Here’s a helpful navigational hint a
North Dakotan friend of mine gave me:
‘Wherever you go, there you are.’

By: 4 of 7

4 of 7 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:01:08 +0000

Harvey said he was taking time off for Thanksgiving.
I guess he’s determined not to return until all the leftovers are gone.
I still have enough turkey/greenbean/mashed potatoes/cornbread dressing/Ritz cracker casserole left for lunch tomorrow; then I get to eat ‘New’ food again!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:52:04 +0000

Speaking of coming and going, where’s Harvey? I keep asking this.

By: Lily

Lily — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:59:32 +0000

It also helps you to remember where you were sitting in the theater so you don’t get a black eye when you come back from getting a popcorn refill and ask the wrong wife, “Hey, you want some of this?”

By: MDr

MDr — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:09:56 +0000

DesertElephant

If paternity can be established, then I’ll concede, the Goracle, did find “a” love canal, once. The fact that his alleged offspring is whacked out is presumptive, but not depositive evidence.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:39:47 +0000

I never forget where I parked my car. I just can’t remeber where the keys are.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:31:49 +0000

MDr, yes he does. There was a news story in the run up to Bush’s 2nd term, I believe, when gore’s whacked out offspring was pulled over for criminal speeding. He was hopped up out of his mind whilst driving a Prius.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:17:39 +0000

I know where I came from, Frank. It’s where I’m going that scares me. “That is the sound of inevitability.”

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:26:14 +0000

Your mom called, she sounded pretty mad.

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:49:42 +0000

Reported my car stolen once – then I remembered where I parked – Where is Frank advice when you need it most?

By: MDr

MDr — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:42:23 +0000

“No matter where you go in life, never forget” someone may have been there before you. Unless of course you invented the internet or discovered the Love Canal. Reminds me. Does the Goracle have children?