Comments on: Frank Advice for Life

By: df

df — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:20:46 +0000

We don’t have a leader!

By: Basil

Basil — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:00:00 +0000

I’d tell them that I was their leader, and that they had to make an appointment. They’d have to see my secretary, Miss Helen Waite.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:19:18 +0000

MDr, you’re thinking too small. Take them to a State of the Union Address. That’ll solve a TON of issues in one fell swoop.

By: ussjimmycarter

ussjimmycarter — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:17:22 +0000

“Take me to your leader” is a statement that only a dirty hippy would make! Liberals worry about who their leaders are…conservatives don’t care! Punch the alien in his dumb alien hippy face!

By: px115

px115 — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:52:03 +0000

http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2009/12/07/93422.html

The United States rocks harder than their Mahdi. I am surprised they didn’t blame Israel.

By: Anon Y. Mous

Anon Y. Mous — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:25:53 +0000

I would take them to my ladder. I would proudly show them how shiny it is and all its splendiferous features. Any attempt on their part to clear up the “confusion” would be unsuccessful.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:37:14 +0000

Yeah, in that line, the grandma laughs and says “They blew up Congress.” It made the movie, imo.

Of course, we could always send them to Fred!

By: MDr

MDr — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:18:22 +0000

I’d take them to an Obambi address to Congress and pray “Mars Attacks” wasn’t fiction.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:53:39 +0000

I usually just shoot them in the face with a shotgun and sell the video of the autopsy.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:48:42 +0000

You forgot, “…and take a picture with them, with the UFO in the background, ‘cuz you know that your wife/GF won’t believe you were abducted by Aliens.”

By: rayfan87

rayfan87 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:35:06 +0000

First I would take them to the annoying guy next door, just in case their plan is to kill the leader. If that turns out to be the case, I’d take them to the UN. If their plan is peace, I’d have to tell them I am the leader of earth then use their technology to become the leader of earth.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:12:22 +0000

Frank, I would not turn mu back on them Aliens. They mighr be from the seventh planet, and Barney Frank is from there. “Nuff said.

Of course, you could introduce them to squirrels and decieve the Aliens into believing the furry varmints are the dominant species. The Aliens would declare war on them, and zap or abduct the squirrels. A good win for us al

Of course, we could replace squirrels with liberals. That would work, too.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:56:12 +0000

It’s a wonderful life, George Bailey!

Is it Friday yet?

By: Bailey

Bailey — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:38:46 +0000

*lives*

By: Bailey

Bailey — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:38:29 +0000

don’t bring them to Frank, he lived too close to me!

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:29:30 +0000

Alien: “Take me to your leader!”

DamnCat: “Frank J.? He’s in Idaho, you’re way off course, man.”

By: windbag

windbag — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:21:11 +0000

I’d tell them to get in and drive them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue so fast, their space ship would look like a covered wagon with a broken wheel.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:09:31 +0000

“Take me to your leader!”

“We don’t have one. I’m taking you to Boise and letting Frank J. deal with you.”

If it turns out they’re hippie aliens, Frank will know what to do. If not, just think of the technology!

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:59:54 +0000

Teh One would bow an surrender to the aliens all while having a bucket stuck on his head.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:59:14 +0000

Okay, so what if they ask politely?
Being an evil right-winger, who would I bring them to?

Palin would probably shoot them from a helicopter.

They’re most likely illegal aliens, I’m not bringing them anywhere near Teh Fred.

That leaves Rush Limbaugh, right?

By: Dr. Mayhem

Dr. Mayhem — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:41:11 +0000

But what if you actually are a taxi driver?

Overcharge them. They probably aren’t aware of the local exchange rate. They also probably will lack the social savvy to realize that the old homeless guy on the corner claiming to be emperor is not actually the emperor, so after driving them around the block a few times you can slip him a fiver to watch after them.

By: Stefan

Stefan — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:05:08 +0000

But what if you actually are a taxi driver?