Frank Idea for Copenhagen
People are like, “Frank! What can we do about Copenhagen! They’re going to make agreements to destroy our economy!”
But don’t worry, peasants; Frank J. is on the case.
The solution is simple: During a big conference, we release a bunch of polar bears on them.
Then, they’ll all be like, “Aieee! Polar bear population has gone so out of control they’ve come all the way down to — whatever country it is that Copenhagen is in!” (I’m really bad at geography, and I don’t care).
And then another will say, “We need to increase global warming to kill them off before they eat us and our stinky cheeses! The only way to do that is more capitalism!”
And then problem solved. You’re welcome.
(28 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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December 8th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I don’t think it really matters what country Copenhagen is in: there are polar bears a-plenty, enough to go around. Parachute some into all the European capitals, they’ll all panic and offer up Al Gore as a slow-moving sacrifice so they have time to run. I know I would!
December 8th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
They’ll never take you seriously, Frank, if you don’t hire me to check your post for improper use of “Their”.
I do not accept PayPal.
Also, I am gay and am looking for other to be gay with me.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
When I think of “Copenhagen”, I think of men at a race track spitting tobacco into an empty bottle. These are men who think God created bears for shootin’.
We need more men like those men.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Copenhagen
Hopenhagen
Hopenchangen
Chokenhaven
Cokenbongen
December 8th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Oh, and Hopenbangen (for Tiger!)
December 8th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
What’s all this hubbub about a can of snuff?
December 8th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Got this from the RSS feed. Under the text was a flash ad for WWF with polar bears. So I clicked it. Hope you get a few cents out of the click.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Can we puleeez send at least a couple elephants with laser weapons just for the shear joy of watching them in action?
They could wipe Carbonhogwort right off the map……I’m just sayin’
December 8th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Al Gore couldn’t attend Chokennhaven… His gaseous effluent was holding him up. L i t e r a l l y.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
algore flys a private plane, not just becaue he loves to burn fossil fuels, but because commercial airlines make him buy 2 seats.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I want cyborg laser cannon bearing polar bears . On high polluting ATV’s (the liberals’ next target). They will only take direct commands from Dick Cheney or Fred Thompson. Atomic powereed cyuborg polar bears.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Copenhagen is in Stupidistan. You have been geogrified.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
This just proves what I’ve been saying for years.
There are very few problems that can’t be solved with the proper application of polar bears.
December 8th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Polar bears taste like chicken.
I have heard algore say the same thing about bwarney fwank and hawwy weed.
December 8th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Who cares about the polar bears — who’s gonna save the stinky cheese after Al Gore cuts it?
December 8th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Good one, Jimmy! A gratuitous shot at Tiger! Excellent! When I think I’m having a bad day lately, I think to myself well…I could be Tiger Woods and I feel better!
December 8th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
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December 8th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Hmmmm. Chokennhaven. A twofer.
The (AGW) sky is fallin’, chicken littles.
Leftists/hippies are a little different/out there
How about ChickenChoken or BeaterHeaven?
December 8th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
hippie eating Polar bears………now that sounds like plan.
December 8th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
“O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
My tables – meet it is I set it down,
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain!
At least I’m sure it may be so in Denmark.”
- William Shakespeare, Hamlet, 1601.
“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.”
- Ditto
December 8th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
http://animalnewyork.com/2009/11/every-time-you-fly-you-knock-a-polar-bear-off-a-cloud/
Works for me!
December 8th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Nice try, Frank, but I don’t make error like this. I am good friends with this language of our.
December 9th, 2009 at 1:42 am
releasing polar bears into copenhagen is just a damned funny concept… i chuckled heartily and i needed that today.
December 9th, 2009 at 7:10 am
They’re already on the case:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2274995/Cow-farts-collected-in-plastic-tank-for-global-warming-study.html