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December 1st, 2009 at 9:32 am
You’re so off base Frank, liberals aren’t scared of freedom, they’re just scared of loud noises. (that is, loud noises besides their own screechy hysteria)
Their problems with freedom are as follows:
Religion: church bells and christian rock– must be stopped!
Guns: scary bang noises!
Free speech: better to have uniformity of thought than have people proclaiming things from the rooftops
Health care: ultimate goal is to have quiet government mandated deaths as in the Giver.
Freedom not be dismembered while in the womb: babies cry all the time.
Vacuum cleaners: cause liberals to run and hide under the bed.
The economy: this is the noisiest thing of all!
Their infatuation with government control is simply that they can’t think of any other way to implement 24-hour quiet hours.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:41 am
I note that your article is attracting a feeding frenzy of liberal commenters at PJM, Frank. They appear to hate you just for beating them to the “they hate us” theme. So, besides freedom, you could add thinking to your list of things liberals hate about conservatives.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:50 am
Indeed, Jimmy. I haven’t even read the article yet. The comments are too distracting. Such as “Clark” who deems Ayn Rand have been the head of a “totalitarian cult”.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:23 am
Also, “moho” seems to hang around just to try and antagonize Frank. Quite funny, methinks.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:49 am
That multi-driver truck scenario is pretty much the epitomization of inept analogies, so it is really amusing to see it being continuously re-staged on both sides of the debate.
December 1st, 2009 at 10:56 am
Cannibalism has got to be the single best thing you can do to shrink humanities carbon footprint. You eat a few pounds of meat which is equivalent to 17 semi-trucks full of lettuce and arugula. You stop the other person from exhaling carbon dioxide, driving to work, and buying tv’s/toilet paper and even from maybe voting to the right of Nancy Pelosi. Better yet arrange to have a neighborhood feast and arrange carpools or even group walking to the designated altar of sacrifice to mother gaia.
December 1st, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Hee. I was only into it a couple lines when I realized that the
bat sh..guano would be getting thick in the comments. The PSA about playing in traffic is worth further consideration, too.December 1st, 2009 at 12:28 pm
BC commented,”And you guys are also a complete friggin’ nuisance on Wikipedia…” Glad to hear it!
Libtards want to have free rein to drive their agenda without any competition or opposition
Keep at it Frank, not enough Libtard heads have exploded yet.
December 1st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
One problem Frank J! Liberals are stoooopid! It’s hard to deal with angry and stooooopid so punchin in their dumb liberal faces might be all that’s available!
December 1st, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Maybe we could put dog poop on a stick and chase liberals around with it? Since 9/10 liberals are at heart 12 yr old girls I believe this is the perfect strategy. Also, they are all cat people so we have no fear of retaliation.
December 1st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Comment update: I never realized PJM could attract so many liberal readers/commenters. Or maybe it’s just you, Frank!
Wow – the liberal blogs must really be sucking.
December 1st, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Even dogs eventually get tired of eating their own vomit and poop and go looking for something else to eat.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Bullseye !! Frank is scaring libbies with all this freedom talk. I belive you hit a nerve. You did define the libbies dead on accurate. Speaking of being terrified litle wussies, last night little Chrissy Mathews was all worked up about the White House gate crashers. They could have attacked Teh One with a table kinife, or kung fu !! He was almost to tears about kung fu trained party crashers. Sheesh. How come this would never had been an issue with Reagan or Fred Thompson?
December 1st, 2009 at 5:16 pm
getting liberals to play in traffic, I like it.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Who else hates us for our freedom? The Jihadi Terorizts; coincidence? I think not!
December 1st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Frank, those liberals aka marxists are exasperating and I think you are a spot on writer standing up to their cowardly, vindictive and dishonest crap.