My Christmas Present for You

Posted by Frank J. on December 25, 2009 11:18 am

It’s a special Christmas column at Pajamas Media: “Have a Merry Government-Regulated Christmas”.

Enjoy and be merry!

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16 Responses to “My Christmas Present for You”

1. Live Free Or Die says:
   December 25th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

   Another reason Santa is evil: he leaves coal in naughty kids stockings. The family can now use that coal to heat their home if they have coal burning stoves,
   or barter with families that have coal burning stoves. All of this is unregulated, unreported ‘income’.This also is in violation of the newly signed Copenhagen Suggestions which only the United States is going to implement.

   Fine piece of holliday cheer, Frank

   Merry Winter, and Happy Cold & Flu Season from Barry, Michelle, Malia, Sasha, and Bo

2. seanmahair says:
   December 25th, 2009 at 6:18 pm

   I am really starting to believe non Christians should keep their grubby hands off our holiday. After all we don’t tell them how to celebrate on their “holy day of non obligation” April 1st. They can do all the stupid stuff the want. I don’t care. They simply need to just pretend Christmas doesn’t exist like they pretend God doesn’t exist. Since they have no trouble with the latter they should have no trouble with the former.

   The sad and true fact is my savior died for them too, whether they accept it or not. Sigh.

3. Terry_Jim says:
   December 25th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

   The Interweb Czar is , no doubt,
   pleased by your advocacy of
   Big Brother’s takeover of Santa Claus.

   Your website may avoid his death panel after all.

4. RAML says:
   December 25th, 2009 at 10:04 pm

   Merry Christmas all, and to all a good night

5. Rickur says:
   December 26th, 2009 at 10:16 am

   Will this conflict with the “landmark” health bill when it comes to me getting my two front teeth?

6. shiggz says:
   December 26th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

   Here is some Christmas zingers in case your family has an infestation of left-wing stupidity.

   -Exactly what awesome part about Mexico is it that Liberals want to import so badly? Surely its couldnt be the way a small group of left-wing socialists rule a bunch of dirt poor illiterate natives?

   -When it comes to socialism some people think about the worm and some people think about the hook.

   -You know what I love about Radical Islam? Right at the moment the Western left is finishing its complete conquering and subsequent dismantling of the west. Suddenly appears a right-wing group with 1.5 billion people, an unconquerable will, and using their own politically correct weapons against them.

7. Ed the Pastor says:
   December 26th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

   great piece Frank. I am wondering how it will impact Mommy kissing Santa underneath the mistletoe? Has BO already given up on the mistletoe defense shield?

8. 4of7 says:
   December 26th, 2009 at 10:53 pm

   Great column, Frank!
   It’s almost scary the way you’ve captured the style of the presents public remarks.

9. Eric says:
   December 27th, 2009 at 12:47 am

   Using an old axiom;

   There are old pilots,
   There are bold pilots, but,
   There are no old bold pilots –

   There are poor democrats,
   There are smart democrats, but,
   There are no poor smart democrats.

10. ussjimmycarter says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 8:01 am

    Also, the practice of Christmas Trees shall end! Cutting down the fruits of Mother Earth to decorate man’s dwellings is an evil that shall not stand!

11. IH8Socialist says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    gee thanks Obama Claus a swirly compact flourecent light bulb, just what I always wanted……..NOT!!!

12. Brian the Sailor says:
    December 27th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    I went, I read, I liked.

13. Son of Bob says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 10:39 am

    There already is a “public option” Christmas. Of course, as with all things government-run, on their special day the government receives all of the presents and gives no presents back in return – only empty promises. Government-run Christmas occurs every April 15th, the happiest day of the year for Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.

14. storm1911 says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    The liberal worms sure crawled out of the woodwork on that, Frank. It hit some sore spotys on everyone, but trhe libbies really got worked up, and out of context, too.

15. AlanABQ says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Oh come on now; we know Obambi didn’t write that transcript on two accounts:

    1. Everyone knows that he’s only semi-literate, so unless this was dictated to him by the sacred TelePromtTer, I’m not going for it.

    2. The terms “Christmas” and “Christmas tree” were used, thereby exposing this as a fake…kinda like the man himself.

    This would seem more credible if the transcript had been addressed to a bunch of foreigners stating that “America is not a Christian nation…and we’re still a bit iffy on that whole Santa Claus issue. But Mohammed? Totally legit.”

16. AlanABQ says:
    December 28th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Hey Son of Bob-

    We did get a gift from them; have you ever seen that ‘Seinfeld’ episode where George Costanza gives everyone those fake postcards stating that “a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund” and where his father resurrects “Festivus” for the bakery union striker Kramer?

    It’s like that in many ways, except instead of Festivus, we got “Kwanzaa” instead.

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