New Award!

Posted by Frank J. on December 21, 2009 at 3:02 pm

IMAO hasn’t received an award in a while, but now we got a special one from the president himself:

We haven’t done as much for the blogosphere as Obama has for America, but we’ll accept the rating.

(thanks to Joel Hoekstra)

1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (21 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)
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23 Responses to “New Award!”

  1. MarkoMancuso says:

    Creepy.

    How do you delete a webpage from your favorites section?

  2. twitter.com/lheal says:

    This is an awesome major award, worthy of the site’s status as winner of more major awards than any other site to have won this type of major ward.

    Congratulations Basil, and be sure to tell Frank when he comes back from his sabbatical doing “work”. By the way, do you have his twitter address? He doesn’t seem to respond to me when I reply to him at @IMAO_ for some reason. Maybe teh twitter is broken.

  3. Plentyobailouts says:

    Boy! I hope thats satire. Cause if it ain’t, that is saying that IMAO (Arguably the funniest site on the Net, … well except for the You Tube spot on the screaming baby, and the one where someone is dragging their fingernails on a chalkboard) is a failing site. Cause we all know that B+ is commie for failure.

  4. saveacountryeatalib says:

    What the???? Can someone get in touch with Frank J and tell him hackers have infiltrated his site?

  5. storm1911 says:

    WELL.if Barry thinks IMAO is a failure, Frank and company must be doing something right. Not left, but right.

  6. DeckApe says:

    He kinda looks like Tiger Woods, say, a couple of months ago.

  7. storm1911 says:

    And No.1 MarkoMancuso, you’re right. Lord knows where that thumb has been.

  8. Jimmy says:

    Now, if you had received a solid D- I’d be impressed.

    But a B+ must mean there’s a lot of room for improvement.

  9. Live Free Or Die says:

    Hold out for Barry’s Nobel Peace Prize, Frank. Or at least, the prize money.

  10. JHTRazor says:

    The only question is whether the grading was done behind closed doors, or in an open and transparent way. Did IMAO have to make any special deals with Nebraska or Louisiana to get the B+? How about conduct the grading in the middle of the night?

    We have to make sure this was done in proper Obama fashion.

  11. Deafdog says:

    But if healthcare passes you get an A-?

  12. shiggz says:

    How the Liberal grading scale works: If you got bad grades on tests even though you got the right answers this is why.

    Lets say you take a test and get 100% right A+

    -1 letter grade for being white B+
    -1 letter grade for being male C+
    -1 letter grade for being straight D+
    -1 letter grade for being a religious conservative F+

    Obama scored a 50% missed alot of parts because of confusing doors and windows also problems with buckets. etc.. you know the main issues in the end he got tallied thus:

    +1 letter grade for being 50% black plus married black= 100% black D+
    +1 letter grade for being hardcore socialist C+
    +1 letter grade for bowing to Emperor of a nation who a few years ago attacked Hawaii in the middle of the night because Americans refused to join a foreign war. Obviously Lady liberty was just asking for it. B+

    You guys make the mistake of basing peoples grades on how many parts they got right compared to how many they got wrong. Liberals are too smart to fall for that. So they scale things. If this wasn’t already long id show how Bush 6% unemployment and 13k wall street score still got him a 30% F.

  13. Keith says:

    “We haven’t done as much for to the blogosphere as Obama has for to America…”

    There, fixed that for you.

  14. IH8Socialist says:

    that award scares me…..

  15. RightWingKiller says:

    WE know what he’s done to America and he gave himself a B+ so in reality you must be really f*cked up if he gave you the same grade, right?
    Now if he’d failed you, THAT’D be a cause for pride.

  16. Burt says:

    I suspect the votes were counted by ACORN

  17. 5of7 says:

    No, votes were counted by BCORN.

  18. shiggz says:

    IS BCORN just Acorn but with a fake mustache who walks around taking government contracts saying, “Who me? No that was my evil twin brother ACORN, I am BCORN” we are very very different… sign here please”

  19. ussjimmycarter says:

    Graded on the curve…upside down of course…

  20. Formerly known as Skeptic says:

    Re: Obama’s B+. Just figured out what the + is for. It’s an abbreviation for B(OHICA)!

  21. Joey says:

    He gave you a b+? What a jerk.

  22. Son of Bob says:

    I guess calling someone a “B-plus” must be a compliment in Kenyan. It’s fun to watch a foreigner try to figure out our American customs.

  23. 5of7 says:

    #19 – Shiggz,
    Exactly! Congratulations, you broke the code!

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