Comments on: New Idea for Getting Rid of Hippies

By: Marko

Marko — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:10:02 +0000

Everyone with brains and can think critically (see ‘progressive’) understands that Polar Bears are cute and cuddly. That is why they are endangered! We’ve all seen many advertisements where they are the big stars, which proves that they are simply misunderstood creatures. If they get mad then it is only because our lifestyle is causing them grief, just like how we are creating terrorism by supporting Capitalism. The claim that they are the largest carnivores on the planet, and therefore dangerous, is a lie funded by BIG-OIL who simply hate all animals.

Do hippies know that Polar Bears really love to play with their food? They’ll find that out quick enough when they try to steal the fresh seal kill from a cub! That’s a video I’d pay to watch.

By: 4of7

4of7 — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:36:08 +0000

Ahhh! Look at the adorable baby polar bears in the WWF and Nature Canada ads!
How can any sensitive soul Not hug them?
(You go first!)

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 15:08:47 +0000

I don’t know what would be more entertaining hippies getting mauled by these wonderful critters, or hippies in a blender.

By: Lary9

Lary9 — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:52:33 +0000

Far out! Did someone just time warp us back to the 60s? Cool. But there aren’t any Hippies left, man. They all became investment bankers and teachers in the 80s. Trust me. I know. Groovy.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 23:31:14 +0000

As I’ve always said, Some of my Greatest Heroes are Ohio National Guardsmen, circa 1970. Yes, sir!

By: Proud Infidel

Proud Infidel — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:49:51 +0000

Oh damn! I forgot porcupines, badgers and rabid racoons need hippy hugs too.

By: Proud Infidel

Proud Infidel — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:43:49 +0000

It’s just WRONG to limit the hippy hugging to polar bears. Black bears, grizzly bears, tigers, lions, alligators, Komodo Dragons, Great White sharks, hell, pick any dangerous predator out there, are all bummed out over global warning! Why, I just overheard a couple of alligators here in FLA just bummed out the Copenhagen climate wasn’t going well and if only some hippies would come over to the swamp and give them a nice hug or two they felt everything would be OK. IMAO could take the lead in helping deserving predators get their hippy dinners, er, I mean, hugs. Yeah, that’s it.

And if you’re a hippy but can’t find any predators to hug, I’m sure there’s a few vicious pit bulls in your neighborhood just diying for a hug from you or Al Gore.

By: saveacountryeatalib

saveacountryeatalib — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:02:08 +0000

Stazzy, fair enough. We just want to live our lives the way we want, and that means plenty O hippy punchin’.

It was fun watching foreign hippies gettin a bit o billy club love at the Carbonhogworts climate boondoggle.

Hippy punching is a internationally accepted form of havin’ fun apparently.

By: sgtgizmo

sgtgizmo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:30:56 +0000

Your post inspired me to create this bumper sticker. You can find it at this link: http://www.zazzle.com/hug_the_bears_bumper_sticker-128969068133608528

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:51:19 +0000

To tell you the truth DeckApe I’ve never believed the story of Binky and his mate’s death. It’s always been my theory that they were done in by agents of the Anchorage Bureau of Tourism due to the negative attitude Binky displayed towards tourists and drunks.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:58:27 +0000

Hippies getting mualed by wild animals. Someone make sure you video tape it so we can make a ton of money on Pay Per Veiw.

By: Crusty

Crusty — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:24:50 +0000

Poor thing, he doesn’t even have a bottle of Coke like the other polar bears.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:27:34 +0000

Kismet/Schadenfreude/Karma/Astrological star alignment for Washington D.C. Weather for Friday-Saturday, Dec.18-19
Let It Snow, Let It Snow,Let It Snow. 10-16″ please LORD, hear our cry. Bring the Polar Bears to Washington D.C.

By: Pug Mahon

Pug Mahon — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:11:25 +0000

Hippies smell bad, and are mostly useless, except for UFC MMA training, and they are a great backup when monkeys are unavailable, due to geographic reasons.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:07:13 +0000

Alligators need hugs too.

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New Idea for Getting Rid of Hippies - Saturday Evening Posters — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:05:25 +0000

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By: John

John — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:04:52 +0000

What could show your love for earth more than hugging it’s closest neighbor, the moon. And when they start hugging the moon, Frank will know what to do…

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:14:13 +0000

Stazzy, do you know what “communism” is? Well, what someone else told you was a bunch of crap. Communism is mean. Not very nice at all. It takes away something we call “liberty” and replaces it with something we call “slavery”. Hippies like this communism thing because they’re brainwashed and idealistic and think it will provide for everything.

When hippies stop liking communism, then we can talk.

Also, if you’re a hippie, I advise you don’t talk to any veterans of the Vietnam War (or the “Great People’s War against the Capitalist slavedrivers” as college folks call it). Some of them are still upset about hippies calling them names not fit to print here and throwing Lord knows what.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:46:24 +0000

how cute we’ve got a pissed off hippie loving troll.

By: Eric

Eric — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:35:23 +0000

The problem is the transportation of the hippies to the polar bears. Imagine the size of the carbon imprint getting all these helpful huggers to the frozen wasteland that is the Arctic.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:58:02 +0000

It seems appropriate that Stazzy’s Mutagenic Avatar is a Moonbat.

By: DeckApe

DeckApe — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:10:00 +0000

Dear Stazzy:
If hippies were RICH they would be eccentrics.
We can’t pick on eccentrics, because they can sue ya! (being rich and all).

Al Gore is the exception that proves the rule, He can never admit to being a Fat old Hippy.

By: shiggz

shiggz — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:47:44 +0000

I feel about hippies the way most people feel about 16 year old drivers. I don’t hate that they exist I simply fear for my well-being when they exist near my person. Themselves all full up with delusions, idiocy, and blind aggression while driving massive machinery in this case government and laws.

By: John

John — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:45:53 +0000

I suggest they hug wolves as it will accomplish 2 things at once: 1) show their love for nature, and 2) shield them from the evil helicopter hunters…

Stazzy,
I hope you were joking. Hippies are pure evil for all the reasons Marvin gave, plus a few more.

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:43:38 +0000

#17 is just so wrong and stupid as to be adorable. Like when a 4 year old says that the Moon is made of Green Cheese. Seriously, it’s like watching a severely brain-injured person tie their shoes again. You saw it happen, but can’t figure out for the life of you how it did. It’s like that knowing someone so obviously mentally retarded made it successfully ONTO a computer, managed to access the Internet, and even formed a sort of complete sentence.

Adorable!