Comments on: Random Thoughts

By: 5 of 7

5 of 7 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:29:27 +0000

“We destroy you and one other country of our choosing.”

Don’t forget Italy! We would’ve destroyed them too if they hadn’t had the good sense to switch sides when we gave them the chance.

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:22:37 +0000

MarkoMancuso says: Ed and Frank are the same person.

Although Ed is much less annoying

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:14:00 +0000

You’ve been doing it for years, I knew you’d get it right sooner or later.

Put a gold star on your monitor.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:20:13 +0000

Ed and Frank are the same person. What?

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:49:54 +0000

Pearl Harbor started the policy that if you attack America, we destroy you and one other country of our choosing.

Okay, that’s funny.

[Woohoo! Finally wrote something funny! -Ed.]

By: Silicon Valley Jim

Silicon Valley Jim — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:47:38 +0000

I spent all that time watching Sesame Street learning to count and I haven’t used those skills since.

You have a bright future in management, or perhaps human resources or marketing. The ideal job, of course, would be vice-president of marketing, or vice-president of human resources.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:44:07 +0000

I’ve been missing Harvey’s “Lightning Rounds.”

By: Plentyobailouts

Plentyobailouts — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:20:51 +0000

I spent all that time watching Sesame Street learning to count and I haven’t used those skills since.

Of course not your an engineer.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:02:03 +0000

Yeah, or one that says "The Science! is ~~Settled~~ Scuttled"

By: Skul

Skul — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:45:04 +0000

…”all wear pointy TINFOIL hats with the words”… I like that way better.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:24:52 +0000

If you asked me what I liked least about liberals, it would probably be the fascism.

I find the gay fascism to be somewhat unappealing.