Random Thoughts
If you’re a serial adulterer, at least make sure who you sleep with are racially diverse. Also good tip for serial killers.
I don’t believe in Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, or people who actually celebrate Kwanzaa.
Reid now says that not passing Obamacare would be like slavery plus the holocaust times the destruction of Alderaan.
Reid’s question for Republicans opposing Obamacare: “Where’s my pills?!!”
Barbara Boxer is just bitter that that chicken keeps beating her at tic-tac-toe. Also, the chicken would not refer to her as “Senator”.
Boxer seems bitter because earlier she got confused by the instructions on a box of toothpicks and poked herself in the eye.
And Boxer’s staff have to keep reminding her that just because something is colorful doesn’t mean you should put it in you mouth.
If we destroy the environment, it would be self-defense considering how often it tries to kill us.
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December 9th, 2009 at 9:51 am
What is most bizarre about today’s Random Thoughts is that they are all factually correct.
IMAO has surpassed CNN as a source of news.
December 9th, 2009 at 9:52 am
And a Copenhagen climate agreement would be like passing Obamacare plus TARP plus the Stimulus times the Dark Ages squared.
December 9th, 2009 at 9:52 am
“If you’re a serial adulterer, at least make sure who you sleep with are racially diverse. Also good tip for serial killers”
*Also good advice for ex-presidents from Little Rock.
“Reid now says that not passing Obamacare would be like slavery plus the holocaust times the destruction of Alderaan.”
*Or the introduction of New Coke.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Emphasis on the “Dark” in “Dark Ages”, Jimmy.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Reid now says that not passing Obamacare would be like slavery plus the holocaust times the destruction of Alderaan.
Okay, that’s almost funny.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Since this is a Random Thoughts thread, here’s one of mine that keeps reoccurring every day:
We are (roughly):
500 years into the Enlightenment
250 years into our own Republic (with a capital-R)
200 years into the industrial revolution
120 years into the electrical and steel ages
100 years into the automobile age
90 years into radio
80 years into rural electrification
70 years into rocketry
70 years into atomic energy
60 years into television
50 years into semiconductors & computers
50 years into space
30 years into the standard model of physics
30 years into the Internet
20 years into the cell phone
10 years into nanotechnology
I’m sure there’s more recently…but coming up…
1 year into a complete nightmare presidency, in which we throw it all away.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:07 am
I think I’ve seen some of the items in this list before. But … where?
On a completely different subject, have you considered using Twitter, Frank?
December 9th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
1 year into a complete nightmare presidency, in which we throw it all away.
Maybe not: apparently FrankJ or one of his minions has been to Mexico, and the next 3 years might be pretty interesting (unless this one was just for practice). Keep a close eye out for mysterious rocket launcher disappearances, folks!
Also, um, didn’t you know Frank tweets? It’s on the upper lefthand corner of the page under the nuclear moon blast (true, that does draw your eyes, i.e., is just about as awesome as the essay).
December 9th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I think old Bab’s Boxer was one of those special kids that had the head gear and ate lead paint chips growning up.
December 10th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Isn’t Barbara Boxer the one who wants to prosecute the hackers who revealed the hoax of gorebull warming? The last I heard (and I hope it’s true) the hackers are from somewhere in Russia. (vputin@kremlin.org maybe?) Good luck wit dat, Babs!
PS. #6 – Jimmy, Good one!
December 10th, 2009 at 5:17 am
The destruction of Alderaan? As in “millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced”? Wow, it really is all about taxpayer-funded abortions with these guys.
December 10th, 2009 at 7:31 am
One of the reasons the D.C. Sniper/ Killers, John Allen Muhammed(Hellfires Be Upon Him), and Lee Boyd Malvo( both these guys have the three-name-thing going for them) were so hard to catch was their victims were diverse, all non-muslims.
December 10th, 2009 at 7:34 am
I believe in the Kwanzaa Monster, does that make me Raaaaacist! ?
December 10th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Reid always loses me when he tries to do ‘New Math’ Equations
December 10th, 2009 at 7:39 am
I think the chicken just called Madam Boxer ‘a dumb cluck’, but it’s hard to understand Chickenese.
December 10th, 2009 at 7:46 am
Never destroy the environment, but if it attacks, wound it, and make a Citizen’s Arrest.
December 10th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Boxer, Reid, Pelosi and hObama wouldn’t know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Which amazes me given how ruthlessly and efficiently they are dismantling mankind’s greatest Republic to date.