Comments on: Random Thoughts

By: DesertElephant

DesertElephant — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:48:14 +0000

Boxer, Reid, Pelosi and hObama wouldn’t know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Which amazes me given how ruthlessly and efficiently they are dismantling mankind’s greatest Republic to date.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:46:54 +0000

Never destroy the environment, but if it attacks, wound it, and make a Citizen’s Arrest.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:39:07 +0000

I think the chicken just called Madam Boxer ‘a dumb cluck’, but it’s hard to understand Chickenese.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:35:52 +0000

Reid always loses me when he tries to do ‘New Math’ Equations

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:34:16 +0000

I believe in the Kwanzaa Monster, does that make me Raaaaacist! ?

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:31:27 +0000

One of the reasons the D.C. Sniper/ Killers, John Allen Muhammed(Hellfires Be Upon Him), and Lee Boyd Malvo( both these guys have the three-name-thing going for them) were so hard to catch was their victims were diverse, all non-muslims.

By: JPG

JPG — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:17:08 +0000

The destruction of Alderaan? As in “millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced”? Wow, it really is all about taxpayer-funded abortions with these guys.

By: 5of7

5of7 — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:00:56 +0000

Isn’t Barbara Boxer the one who wants to prosecute the hackers who revealed the hoax of gorebull warming? The last I heard (and I hope it’s true) the hackers are from somewhere in Russia. (vputin@kremlin.org maybe?) Good luck wit dat, Babs!

PS. #6 – Jimmy, Good one!

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:32:46 +0000

I think old Bab’s Boxer was one of those special kids that had the head gear and ate lead paint chips growning up.

By: Barb

Barb — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:42:38 +0000

1 year into a complete nightmare presidency, in which we throw it all away. Maybe not: apparently FrankJ or one of his minions has been to Mexico, and the next 3 years might be pretty interesting (unless this one was just for practice). Keep a close eye out for mysterious rocket launcher disappearances, folks! Also, um, didn't you know Frank tweets? It's on the upper lefthand corner of the page under the nuclear moon blast (true, that does draw your eyes, i.e., is just about as awesome as the essay).

By: twitter.com/lheal

twitter.com/lheal — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:07:18 +0000

I think I’ve seen some of the items in this list before. But … where?

On a completely different subject, have you considered using Twitter, Frank?

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:42:37 +0000

Since this is a Random Thoughts thread, here’s one of mine that keeps reoccurring every day:

We are (roughly):

500 years into the Enlightenment
250 years into our own Republic (with a capital-R)
200 years into the industrial revolution
120 years into the electrical and steel ages
100 years into the automobile age
90 years into radio
80 years into rural electrification
70 years into rocketry
70 years into atomic energy
60 years into television
50 years into semiconductors & computers
50 years into space
30 years into the standard model of physics
30 years into the Internet
20 years into the cell phone
10 years into nanotechnology

I’m sure there’s more recently…but coming up…

1 year into a complete nightmare presidency, in which we throw it all away.

By: Veeshir

Veeshir — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:35:08 +0000

Reid now says that not passing Obamacare would be like slavery plus the holocaust times the destruction of Alderaan.

Okay, that’s almost funny.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:05:57 +0000

Emphasis on the “Dark” in “Dark Ages”, Jimmy.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:52:20 +0000

“If you’re a serial adulterer, at least make sure who you sleep with are racially diverse. Also good tip for serial killers”

*Also good advice for ex-presidents from Little Rock.

“Reid now says that not passing Obamacare would be like slavery plus the holocaust times the destruction of Alderaan.”

*Or the introduction of New Coke.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:52:13 +0000

And a Copenhagen climate agreement would be like passing Obamacare plus TARP plus the Stimulus times the Dark Ages squared.

By: Deafdog

Deafdog — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:51:57 +0000

What is most bizarre about today’s Random Thoughts is that they are all factually correct.

IMAO has surpassed CNN as a source of news.