Random Thoughts
If my body wants coffee and doesn’t get it, it inflicts excruciating pain on my head. It’s like a terrorist. A terrorist that wants coffee. I probably shouldn’t give in to a terrorist, but I believe its cause is just.
So we’re going to save the economy by caulking our windows? I get the impression Obama doesn’t take the presidency very seriously.
Maybe the presidency was Obama’s backup plan if his alternative rock band didn’t take off.
Obama: “Insulation is sexy! And Drano is tasty!”
Obama solution to economy: Weatherization. Obama solution to terrorism: Low-fat diet.
You ever get worried when you think about how many foreigners there are in the world?
Cats do nothing useful but expect care and affection; they’re like your own personal hippie.
So how big a majority do Democrats need to actually pass their legislation?
I remember Republicans passing stuff with less than 60 Republicans in the Senate; maybe the Democrats should ask them how they did that.
I’ll only be concerned about Facebook changing its privacy policy if it means others can see my letters in Scrabble.
They’re sending terrorists to Illinois? Is it to replace the Chicago politicians? Not my first choice, but probably an improvement.
I’m confused. All the liberals are against the Senate bill now, so should I be for it?
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December 16th, 2009 at 9:22 am
we are doomed! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html
December 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am
We’ll save the economy by caulking our windows in the same way we’ve solved the energy crisis by keeping our tires properly inflated.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am
They’re sending terrorists to Illinois? Is it to replace the Chicago politicians? Not my first choice, but probably an improvement.
How will anyone tell the difference? Oh yeah, the terrorists aren’t named rahm and don’t want crack.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:51 am
At least cats smell better than hippies.
They are more like Hollywood celebrities – they expect care and affection just for lookig pretty.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Obama solution to economy: Weatherization.
Random thought:
Present hussein sotero is stupid he got a pile of dollar bills to put in the weather stripping.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Rand Paul Tea Party money bomb today.
RandPaulGraphs. He’s raised about 50 thousand so far. That’s pretty good.
[So Rand Paul leads to off topic spamming just like his father. Super. -Ed.]
December 16th, 2009 at 9:57 am
I’m confused. All the liberals are against the Senate bill now, so should I be for it?
No Frank! the hippies are just crying because they are not going to get drugs in thier welfare program.
I for one welcome the temper tantrum they are about to throw, it should be entertaining.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Caulking our windows? What the hell kind of houses does he think Americans live in?
He can go caulk his mouth shut. And while he’s at it, weather-strip his ass.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am
An Obama Christmas Carol: sung to the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
You better not shout you better not cry
you better not pout I’m telling you why
Obama’s coming to take over your town
he’s made a list he’s checked it twice
he know who’s against him and who’s nice
Obama’s coming to take over your town
he knows if you been working and if your awake
he knows if you’ve been bad or good
and how much money of yours he can take
You better not shout you better not cry
you better not pout I’m telling you why
Obama’s coming to take over your town
December 16th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Cats bathe themselves far too regularly to be hippies. They also delight in killing vermin where hippies would subsidize them as an oppressed class.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:44 am
The fact that Obama thinks that insulation is sexy probably has something to do with his marriage.
Gotta go now; time to hug my water heater.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:45 am
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Noooo. Should be a high-fat diet. Fat people are hard to kidnap
December 16th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Depends on how many are William Wallace.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:36 am
“Insulation is sexy.” I really don’t need about Barry-O’s sex life, and I sure as HELL didn’t need to know M’Shelle wears Owens-Corning insulation batts to bed. THAT’S an image that’s going to take gallons of brain bleach to wash away.
December 16th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Facebook or not… I would SOOOO crush you at Scrabble
Just sayin…
December 16th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Recycling Carter energy tips is not an energy plan, it’s a very bad re-run. Having been through this before let me tell how it comes out. You will never recoup your investment in efficiency, soon you will begin to hear about the dangers of sealing your house up tight, and then we will invade Grenada!
December 16th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Now hold on a minute!! My little lady came to bed last night is a stylish insulation push-up bra and a weatherstripping g-string and I must say she looked rather fetching. She said it was from Victoria Secrets new “green” line of fetish wear.
Not to be outdone, I made a rather daring pair of briefs out of a water heater cover which basically only covered my caulk.
December 16th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
An Obama Christmas Carol: sung to the tune of “Joy to the World”
Joy to the world Obama has come
he’s going to take your stuff away
He’s going to tax everyone
take away your guns
and he thinks heaven and nature will sing for him
and he thinks heaven and nature will sing for him
and he thinks heaven and nature will sing for him
December 16th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Insulation IS sexy….I know I live in Alaska. Can’t speak for the Draino though.
December 16th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
If electing a black man president doesn’t absolve America for early slavery surely living under his slavish taxes amid the smoldering ruins of a once great country should count for something.
December 16th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Obama tried Drano once, he thought it might get him high or drunk much like crack. All it did was make him an America hating pinko commie douche.
December 16th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Perhaps O-bah-muhh is remembering fun times in Cousin Pookie’s attic, or maybe Uncle Jethro taught him about the Birds and the Bees
and the things between his knees.
December 16th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
If your Brain doesn’t get it’s coffee, it starts panicking, thinking, “I’m trapped inside this head without any coffee.”
Then your Brain starts knocking on your skull, saying,”Hello!? McFrank!? Anybody out there?”
Your Brain keeps this up until it GETS WHAT IT WANTS. Obey your Brain, Frank. It knows what’s best. Just like Father.
December 16th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Cats aren’t as lazy, or as smelly as hippies. And they use the litter box.
Your own personal hippie would have to live outside, the rusty car on cinder blocks is suitable for hippies.
Hippies roll their own catnip.
December 16th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Republicans passed Legislation with less than 60 Republican Senators because they kept increasing spending.
Demoncrats whined and cried outwardly, but inwardly, those ravenous wolves licked their chops at the thought of fleecing the taxpayers once again.
December 16th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
All the Libtards are against the Senate Bill now? http://itsatrap.ytmnd.com?
December 16th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
That should be http://itsatrap.ytmnd.com/
December 16th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Maybe the presidency was Obama’s backup plan if his alternative rock band didn’t take off.
His band was called Barack and the Tax Cheats, boy did they suck.
December 16th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
What are they going to do with the terrorists that are already in Illinois? Could be a turf war.
Its much cheaper to get a cat spayed or neutered than a hippy, however I still believe in forced hippy sterilization.
I’m not worried about all the foreigners. They should be worried about me……..
December 16th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Given his wife or insulation, I’d take the insulation. At least the insulation doesn’t hate America and isn’t constantly angry.
December 16th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Your quote from our Beloved President has been taken out of context.
The full quote is: “Let me be clear: Insulation is sexy! And Drano is tasty! Now, there are those who would have you believe that Drano is poison and that insulation isn’t as sexy as lingerie. But these people are defending the status quo.”
December 17th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Frank -
I agree with plentyofbailouts, don’t be for the bill. All the democrats are arguing about is how much suck and lose the bill will contain.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Caulking our windows will save the economy? He might be right. Remember that tire gauges brought down gas prices, just like he said they would!
December 19th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Uh-uh!! Hippies do not come in bouquets:
http://www.zooborns.typepad.com/zooborns/pallas-cat/
And maybe its kittens are lovely, but old Manul, the Pallas cat is generally funky, mean (so I hear), but very cool. We should probably all be very thankful that it’s only a wee bit bigger than a domestic house cat and has been banished to some obscure mountain steppes way up there tens of thousands of feet somewhere in Russia, the Gobi Desert, and Afghanistan.
Pleasant dreams!