Comments on: Random Thoughts

By: Barb

Barb — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:16:38 +0000

Uh-uh!! Hippies do not come in bouquets:
http://www.zooborns.typepad.com/zooborns/pallas-cat/

And maybe its kittens are lovely, but old Manul, the Pallas cat is generally funky, mean (so I hear), but very cool. We should probably all be very thankful that it’s only a wee bit bigger than a domestic house cat and has been banished to some obscure mountain steppes way up there tens of thousands of feet somewhere in Russia, the Gobi Desert, and Afghanistan.

Pleasant dreams!

By: Basil

Basil — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:57:34 +0000

Caulking our windows will save the economy? He might be right. Remember that tire gauges brought down gas prices, just like he said they would!

By: Bad Science

Bad Science — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:33:37 +0000

Frank -
I agree with plentyofbailouts, don’t be for the bill. All the democrats are arguing about is how much suck and lose the bill will contain.

By: Wacky Hermit

Wacky Hermit — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:11:06 +0000

Your quote from our Beloved President has been taken out of context.

The full quote is: “Let me be clear: Insulation is sexy! And Drano is tasty! Now, there are those who would have you believe that Drano is poison and that insulation isn’t as sexy as lingerie. But these people are defending the status quo.”

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:49:26 +0000

Given his wife or insulation, I’d take the insulation. At least the insulation doesn’t hate America and isn’t constantly angry.

By: saveacountryeatalib

saveacountryeatalib — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:34:47 +0000

What are they going to do with the terrorists that are already in Illinois? Could be a turf war.

Its much cheaper to get a cat spayed or neutered than a hippy, however I still believe in forced hippy sterilization.

I’m not worried about all the foreigners. They should be worried about me……..

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:38:37 +0000

Maybe the presidency was Obama’s backup plan if his alternative rock band didn’t take off.

His band was called Barack and the Tax Cheats, boy did they suck.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:28:12 +0000

That should be http://itsatrap.ytmnd.com/

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:26:29 +0000

All the Libtards are against the Senate Bill now? http://itsatrap.ytmnd.com?

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:20:23 +0000

Republicans passed Legislation with less than 60 Republican Senators because they kept increasing spending.
Demoncrats whined and cried outwardly, but inwardly, those ravenous wolves licked their chops at the thought of fleecing the taxpayers once again.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:11:19 +0000

Cats aren’t as lazy, or as smelly as hippies. And they use the litter box.
Your own personal hippie would have to live outside, the rusty car on cinder blocks is suitable for hippies.
Hippies roll their own catnip.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:04:31 +0000

If your Brain doesn’t get it’s coffee, it starts panicking, thinking, “I’m trapped inside this head without any coffee.”
Then your Brain starts knocking on your skull, saying,”Hello!? McFrank!? Anybody out there?”
Your Brain keeps this up until it GETS WHAT IT WANTS. Obey your Brain, Frank. It knows what’s best. Just like Father.

By: Live Free Or Die

Live Free Or Die — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:52:18 +0000

Perhaps O-bah-muhh is remembering fun times in Cousin Pookie’s attic, or maybe Uncle Jethro taught him about the Birds and the Bees
and the things between his knees.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:46:41 +0000

Obama tried Drano once, he thought it might get him high or drunk much like crack. All it did was make him an America hating pinko commie douche.

By: shiggz

shiggz — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:44:32 +0000

If electing a black man president doesn’t absolve America for early slavery surely living under his slavish taxes amid the smoldering ruins of a once great country should count for something.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:25:08 +0000

Insulation IS sexy….I know I live in Alaska. Can’t speak for the Draino though.

By: IH8Socialist

IH8Socialist — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:46:15 +0000

An Obama Christmas Carol: sung to the tune of “Joy to the World”

Joy to the world Obama has come
he’s going to take your stuff away

He’s going to tax everyone
take away your guns

and he thinks heaven and nature will sing for him
and he thinks heaven and nature will sing for him
and he thinks heaven and nature will sing for him

By: saveacountryeatalib

saveacountryeatalib — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:07:03 +0000

Now hold on a minute!! My little lady came to bed last night is a stylish insulation push-up bra and a weatherstripping g-string and I must say she looked rather fetching. She said it was from Victoria Secrets new “green” line of fetish wear.
Not to be outdone, I made a rather daring pair of briefs out of a water heater cover which basically only covered my caulk.

By: Sgt Relic

Sgt Relic — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:26:19 +0000

Recycling Carter energy tips is not an energy plan, it’s a very bad re-run. Having been through this before let me tell how it comes out. You will never recoup your investment in efficiency, soon you will begin to hear about the dangers of sealing your house up tight, and then we will invade Grenada!

By: beersnob

beersnob — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:13:57 +0000

Facebook or not… I would SOOOO crush you at Scrabble

Just sayin…

By: Keith

Keith — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:36:08 +0000

“Insulation is sexy.” I really don’t need about Barry-O’s sex life, and I sure as HELL didn’t need to know M’Shelle wears Owens-Corning insulation batts to bed. THAT’S an image that’s going to take gallons of brain bleach to wash away.

By: MarkoMancuso

MarkoMancuso — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:05:25 +0000

You ever get worried when you think about how many foreigners there are in the world?

Depends on how many are William Wallace.

By: Thor

Thor — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:45:15 +0000

Noooo. Should be a high-fat diet. Fat people are hard to kidnap

By: Silicon Valley Jim

Silicon Valley Jim — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:44:47 +0000

The fact that Obama thinks that insulation is sexy probably has something to do with his marriage.

Gotta go now; time to hug my water heater.

By: Jeff the Baptist

Jeff the Baptist — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:29:28 +0000

Cats do nothing useful but expect care and affection; they’re like your own personal hippie

Cats bathe themselves far too regularly to be hippies. They also delight in killing vermin where hippies would subsidize them as an oppressed class.